After 30 minutes of rock music, Jangka the Predictor is holding on a worm, trying hard to hear what it sings.
Jangka the Predictor: Come on, Mr Worm, sing louder please!
Suddenly, came a voice to Jangka the Predictor!
Hantu the Ghost: Lalalalalalalala....dadadadadadadad......bababababababa....
Jangka the Predictor: Gaa! The voice! Such eerie voice!
Since then, Jangka the Predictor is not just blind, he is deaf as well...
Friday, March 28, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Bunyi the Soundologist."
Recovering from the heart attack, Jangka the Predictor found himself blind due to the darkness of Suram the Goth.
Bunyi the Soundologist: Hello, Jangka, I am your doctor, Bunyi the Soundologist.
Jangka the Predictor: What happened to me? I can't see!!!
Bunyi the Soundologist: You are blinded by darkness. Now, you must listen to Rock music at maximum volume for 30 minutes, then try to hear the sound of a worm singing. When you can hear the worm sing, you will be able to see again.
Jangka the Predictor: Do worms sing?
Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes. Go forth and listen now!
Bunyi the Soundologist: Hello, Jangka, I am your doctor, Bunyi the Soundologist.
Jangka the Predictor: What happened to me? I can't see!!!
Bunyi the Soundologist: You are blinded by darkness. Now, you must listen to Rock music at maximum volume for 30 minutes, then try to hear the sound of a worm singing. When you can hear the worm sing, you will be able to see again.
Jangka the Predictor: Do worms sing?
Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes. Go forth and listen now!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Suram the Goth"
Suram the Goth: Tell me my future...
Jangka the Predictor: Gaa!!! What a blinding darkness!!!
Suram the Goth: Muahaha!!!
Jangka the Predictor: And that is only your past!!!
Suram the Goth: Boo!
Jangka the Predictor: (Heart attack...)
Jangka the Predictor: Gaa!!! What a blinding darkness!!!
Suram the Goth: Muahaha!!!
Jangka the Predictor: And that is only your past!!!
Suram the Goth: Boo!
Jangka the Predictor: (Heart attack...)
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Jangka the Predictor."
Jangka the Predictor: I predict that this prediction is inaccurate!
(Listener A goes insane upon trying to understand Jangka the Predictor...)
(Listener A goes insane upon trying to understand Jangka the Predictor...)
Fun says, "Comic - Jangka the Predictor."
Jangka the predictor: I can predict the future of everyone and everything!
A: Predict my love life, please...please please...I beg you...
Jangka: The love of your life, who is just around the corner, will love you forever!
(A quickly ran around the corner...and found...nothing...)
A: You lied to me!!!
Jangka: My prediction was 100% before this! What had happened? Argh!
(There goes Jangka the Predictor who couldn't accept the reality that he can't predict the future...)
A: Predict my love life, please...please please...I beg you...
Jangka: The love of your life, who is just around the corner, will love you forever!
(A quickly ran around the corner...and found...nothing...)
A: You lied to me!!!
Jangka: My prediction was 100% before this! What had happened? Argh!
(There goes Jangka the Predictor who couldn't accept the reality that he can't predict the future...)
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Fun says, "Conflict of interest."
Sometimes, when I see salespersons selling health products, I start to wonder, are they genuinely selling for our health or is it their own financial health they are taking care of?
This conflict of interest on the salesperson's side can be very dangerous. If he decides his financial health more important than your physical health, he might use various of techniques including fear mongering to make you buy his products.
With the recent development in the medical field, information about cancer and it's causes are getting clearer and this information is being spread widely across the globe. Some salespersons seized this opportunity to fear sell their products by exaggerating the effects of free radicals and the effects of their products. And this fear mongering strategy seems to be working pretty well, especially with people who only know half side of the story.
In reality, our body (provided we have no genetic defects or other special condition) can effectively get rid of free radicals that enter our body. All we need is to provide good fuel for our body (good and balance nutrient), exercise regularly and stay happy.
So, eat well, sleep well, exercise regularly and be happy. May HaShem bless you all with good health. Amen.
Shalom.
This conflict of interest on the salesperson's side can be very dangerous. If he decides his financial health more important than your physical health, he might use various of techniques including fear mongering to make you buy his products.
With the recent development in the medical field, information about cancer and it's causes are getting clearer and this information is being spread widely across the globe. Some salespersons seized this opportunity to fear sell their products by exaggerating the effects of free radicals and the effects of their products. And this fear mongering strategy seems to be working pretty well, especially with people who only know half side of the story.
In reality, our body (provided we have no genetic defects or other special condition) can effectively get rid of free radicals that enter our body. All we need is to provide good fuel for our body (good and balance nutrient), exercise regularly and stay happy.
So, eat well, sleep well, exercise regularly and be happy. May HaShem bless you all with good health. Amen.
Shalom.
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