Monday, April 28, 2008

Fun says, "Wild Fire Spreading Like Virus."

Hear O Friends of Fun,
Thou shalt not give thy password to anyone.
Thou shalt not encourage the spread of virus, Trojan horse or any freaking software.
Thou shalt not mislead thy friends into giving their password.
Anyone who failest to follow shall be guilty of spreading wild fire like virus.
Whoever that does so shall be punished with a lagging computer that hangs intermittently.

I ain't no sage but this is common sense. If you aren't clever enough to know better, then you deserve the punishment.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - My Comics in Sculpture Class."

In a sculpture class...

Suram the Goth: (Put a piece of stone on the table and started pouring bloods of all types on it)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Kissing the stone nonstop, hoping to create a handsome face out of it)

Hantu the Ghost: (Trying to smash the stone to no avail as he could not lift the stone. He can't affect any physical object...)

Jangka the Predictor: (Sitting there, staring at the stone, trying to predict what will come out of it)

Abang the Brother: (Starts to wrap diapers on the stone, scaring it might pee and dirty the table)

Bunyi the Soundologist: (Running various sound waves into the stone. No one has any idea what he is up to)

I'd like write more about some other characters but they belong to my friend. So, I'll leave them to him to write. As for me...I'm not a comic character...so I don't have to be involved in this stupid sculpture class...

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - Cinta the Clueless Lover and Hantu the Ghost."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I've finally forgotten...what's his name...I can't even remember his face...

(Cinta sees Hantu the Ghost.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Wah! What a handsome creature! I'm in love!

(Cinta runs to meet Hantu the Ghost.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, I'm Cinta. And I love you. What's your name?

Hantu the Ghost: Boo! I'm a ghost! I'm 1,000,000,000 years old. You are too immature to me. I can't be with you. Go and die.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Ok, I love you and I'll do anything and everything to you.

(Cinta the Clueless Lover tries to commit suicide by eating chocolate icecreams.)

Hantu the Ghost: (Sweating profusely...due to Cinta's naivety...)

Suram the Goth: It will be gothic for you to scare her now, as all ghosts should do, while she's busy eating chocolate icecreams. Then run like hell. Muahaha!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - Cinta in Love Sick."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hello, Doctor. I am sick.

Bunyi the Soundologist: Tell me about it.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I'm in love with Suram the Goth. However, he is too creepy. I'm so scared of seeing him but I wanted to see him so much! I'm so divided!

Bunyi the Soundologist: Ah, that sounds like love sickness to me.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Can you cure it?

Bunyi the Soundologist: Ting, ting, dong, tut, dat, ting, dat, tong, dong, ting, blat, tot, gat, muu, pi, ler, qwe, tou, vac, xit...Listen and hear, you are thus cured!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Really? I'm cured?

Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes!

(And Cinta went home feeling happy...)

Monday, April 7, 2008

范说:"新闻快讯 3."

虽然之前的审判并没有任何结果,身体法官判打和,但今日,心脏又再次疏忽,导致头脑再次遭到伤害。

Fun says, "My Comic - Abang the Brother."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, my name is Cinta.

Abang the Brother: Hi, my name is Abang.

(Chit Chat...)

Abang the Brother: I...I...I...I like you...

Cinta the Clueless Lover: What? I only think you are my brother wor...

Abang the Brother: Gaa!!! (Jump off a cliff...)

In mid-air, Abang the Brother meets Jangka the Predictor who is committing suicide because he can't hear and see.

Jangka the Predictor: Yikes! I saw a vision of a man! If only he have not jumped off the cliff...he would have met his true love...what a waste...

Abang the Brother: (Cut wrist and slit own throat in mid-air...)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fun says, "My comic - Cinta the Clueless Lover."

Suram the Goth: I'm too scary and now I ended up with no one to talk to...(*sobs*)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (peeks at Suram the Goth from afar)

Suram the Goth: (still lamenting about the darkness of life)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, cute guy, can I love you? I'll cook for you and I'll take care of you.

Suram the Goth: Sure...(Sinister smile)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Cooking...)

Suram the Goth: I'll love you in return too. I'll be by your side, day and night. Nothing can stop me from loving you. Muahaha!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Getting goosebumps...)

Suram the Goth: And when you die, I'll eat all your flesh and make you part of me. And if I die first, I'll make sure my soul will possess your body, that I'll be by you forever!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Feeling very chilly and Shaking...)

Suram the Goth: And if someone wants to woo you, I'll skin him alive and put salt on him. Wahaha!!! Let him suffer!!! Suffer!!!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Trembling with fear...)

Suram the Goth: And if you dare to fall out of love with me...nyiahaha...I'll make sure you suffer 100 times more than that!!!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Preparing explosives...)

Suram the Goth: Maybe I should learn necromancy and bring you back to live after you die...

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Sets off the explosives...)

KABOOM!

(That's the happy ending of the love story of Cinta the Clueless Lover...with Suram the Goth...because with Suram the Goth, it couldn't get any happier than death...)