Saturday, April 25, 2009

Fun says, "My Comic - The Cuckooed Prophet Strikes."

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Lo and behold! The world had already ended! All of you are dead!

Abang the Brother: Are you alright? Do you want me to bring you to the doctor?

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: It is written in the holy scripture of the White Paper, the world will end when the chicken that quacks appear and spit on a man. And this man will bring destruction like never before to this world.

Jujur the Honest: Frankly speaking, I've never seen or heard of any chicken that quacks.

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Look at me, I have chicken spits all over me. That chicken spat all over me. I am the Destructor!

Chicken: *Cackle* *cackle*

Abang the Brother: Seriusly, it is cackling, not quacking.

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, it spat on me. I am the Destructor. And I testify that it quacked. It is the prophecized chicken. And I am the Destructor!

Jujur the Honest: So, do you suggest that you are the Destructor, so your claim that it quacks must be true? Thus making you the Destructor? This is absurd...

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, you are demon-possessed. I must destroy you immediately. Argh!!!

(And so, Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet ran around day and night trying to call upon the destructive powers of his to destroy Jujur the Honest while the rest of the world move on with their lives...)