Gila the Crackpot: I need to drive car. I can't crack pots fast enough running on foot.
Pandai the Genius: As you wish, I will teach you how to drive.
Gila the Crackpot: I don't want to drive like others. I want to crack pots with my car!
Pandai the Genius: That's easy, always put your indicator the opposite to the direction you intend to turn to. This will cause other cars to swerve around trying to evade you and knock the pots and crack them all.
Gila the Crackpot: You are really a genius!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - Illegal Modifishing."
Pandai the Genius: What happened here? Why everyone has such a weird and stupid look on them?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.
Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.
Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.
Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.
Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Fun says, "My Poem - The Iron Ship."
Sailing on the ocean,
Knowing no direction,
As the guiding stars were long gone,
Shrouded by the smog of advanced technology.
The iron ship was alone,
Left to be guided by the flow of the current,
Supported by the vast amount of water,
Wishing to find land soon.
Yet the ocean was strict and stern,
Sending waves of giant to wash,
Water added with salt to purify.
Rocking back and forth,
To the extent of nearly capsizing,
With rust appearing all over,
Corroded by the sea water,
The ship sailed on.
Holding strong to its faith,
Accepting the harshness of the ocean,
Will the iron ship sink?
Or will it find its land?
Only the ocean knows...
Knowing no direction,
As the guiding stars were long gone,
Shrouded by the smog of advanced technology.
The iron ship was alone,
Left to be guided by the flow of the current,
Supported by the vast amount of water,
Wishing to find land soon.
Yet the ocean was strict and stern,
Sending waves of giant to wash,
Water added with salt to purify.
Rocking back and forth,
To the extent of nearly capsizing,
With rust appearing all over,
Corroded by the sea water,
The ship sailed on.
Holding strong to its faith,
Accepting the harshness of the ocean,
Will the iron ship sink?
Or will it find its land?
Only the ocean knows...
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