Suram the Goth: Tell me, what are you expecting from this job?
Kira the Mathematician: I am looking to be a statistician for your herbalist's department.
Suram the Goth: Do you know that herbs are actually ineffective? They do not follow science. They do not work. It is only in the mind.
Kira the Mathematician: Oh really?
Suram the Goth: Of course. You see, if this herb is suppose to cure cancer, then it should be that whoever that never eat the herb will get cancer. But we don't see that happening, do we?
Kira the Mathematician: That is illogical! Being a mathematician, I must say that all A's are B's doesn't imply that all B's are A's! That is so incorrect!
Suram the Goth: Who tell you mathematics is correct? Mathematics is only correct in the mathematical context. It doesn't apply to herbs. For herbs, it is all in the mind. Herbs give placebo effects.
Kira the Mathematician: (Decided that Suram the Goth is a goner) Ok, thank you for your time. Good bye.
(Kira the Mathematician exits the scene and calls for medical help for Suram the Goth)
Saturday, July 11, 2009
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