Monday, June 24, 2013
Fun says, "Story time - The travellers"
3 people started off a journey from the same place. They had a quick discussion and concluded that they all wanted to go to the same place. But they didn't want to appoint a leader, so 3 of them set off independently. At the end of the journey, they totally lost touch with each other, thinking the other two people must have decided midway to go somewhere else...
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Fun says, "Continuation of More creepy stories!"
Two boys met, one of them came from the conservative countryside while another came from the developed globalised city. They both bumped into this woman who slapped the monk.
This woman gave the country boy a tight slap for gawking at her assets. The city boy escaped unscathed...
This woman gave the country boy a tight slap for gawking at her assets. The city boy escaped unscathed...
Fun says, "More creepy stories!"
There was this famous monk who was meditating on the mountain. One day, a woman came to visit him to ask for advice.
Monk: Please go and cover yourself properly before you come again to seek my counsel.
Woman: *bitch slap* you perverted monk!
And so, the monk attained nirvana...
Monk: Please go and cover yourself properly before you come again to seek my counsel.
Woman: *bitch slap* you perverted monk!
And so, the monk attained nirvana...
Fun says, "Continuation of Creepy wacko story time!"
Fast forward 20 years, the boy became a handsome man, with a successful career. He just got married to a wonderful woman and they were executing their plans together, to build a happy family.
But one night, while they were about to execute their plan to have a baby, they heard some noise of glass being shattered. They quickly ran downstairs holding a baseball bat each.
To their horror, the whole house was surrounded by fishes wielding hammers. These fishes started attacking them. Being outnumbered, the couple was clubbed to their horrible deaths.
It appeared that these fishes have decided to attack the world on that day. They sent out schools of fishes to various locations to kill people and conquer the land. The government had to declare state emergency and the land was filled with the stench of death and blood...
But one night, while they were about to execute their plan to have a baby, they heard some noise of glass being shattered. They quickly ran downstairs holding a baseball bat each.
To their horror, the whole house was surrounded by fishes wielding hammers. These fishes started attacking them. Being outnumbered, the couple was clubbed to their horrible deaths.
It appeared that these fishes have decided to attack the world on that day. They sent out schools of fishes to various locations to kill people and conquer the land. The government had to declare state emergency and the land was filled with the stench of death and blood...
Monday, June 10, 2013
Fun says, "Creepy wacko story time!"
A child was playing between a river and a small pond and all out of a sudden, a fish jumped out from the pond. This fish then walked into the river.
Soon after that, another fish jumped out from the pond and walked into the river.
The boy began to get curious. At the same time, a third fish jumped out of the pond and walked into the river.
Now, the boy was observing intently. The fourth fish jumped out of the pond and started struggling on the ground. It did not stand up and walk.
The child then took a stone and exclaimed, "Die you idiot fish who can't walk!" And the fish was obliterated...
Soon after that, another fish jumped out from the pond and walked into the river.
The boy began to get curious. At the same time, a third fish jumped out of the pond and walked into the river.
Now, the boy was observing intently. The fourth fish jumped out of the pond and started struggling on the ground. It did not stand up and walk.
The child then took a stone and exclaimed, "Die you idiot fish who can't walk!" And the fish was obliterated...
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Fun says, "One day if..."
I am no longer who I am,
please mourn for me,
as the person I set out to be,
not the man I've become.
please mourn for me,
as the person I set out to be,
not the man I've become.
Friday, February 22, 2013
Fun says, "My Comic - The conversation between a line and a cube."
Cube: Hi, Line.
Line: Hi, Square. Do you know where I can find a pencil?
Cube: Yea, sure. Just move forward a bit and you will see it.
Line: I have moved up and down. I have also moved left and right. And I still don't see where this pencil is.
Cube: No, not up down, not left right. You have to move forward.
Line: Look, Square, stop fooling around. I don't appreciate your sarcasm.
Cube: Gosh, how can I help you? And I am not Square, I am Cube.
Line: Ok, that's it, get out of here. I'm not talking to you any more.
Line: Hi, Square. Do you know where I can find a pencil?
Cube: Yea, sure. Just move forward a bit and you will see it.
Line: I have moved up and down. I have also moved left and right. And I still don't see where this pencil is.
Cube: No, not up down, not left right. You have to move forward.
Line: Look, Square, stop fooling around. I don't appreciate your sarcasm.
Cube: Gosh, how can I help you? And I am not Square, I am Cube.
Line: Ok, that's it, get out of here. I'm not talking to you any more.
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Thursday, February 21, 2013
Fun says, "Optimistic?"
Friend: I hope people are ethical because they wanted to be & not forced by the law. But this is optimistic thinking.
Fun: People want to be ethical, all the time. But the system force them away from being ethical. It is the system's fault. Change the system, and our streets will be filled with angels. How's this for optimistic thinking?
Fun: People want to be ethical, all the time. But the system force them away from being ethical. It is the system's fault. Change the system, and our streets will be filled with angels. How's this for optimistic thinking?
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Fun says, "The ultimate weight loss program is..."
... to THINK!
A car is a fuel guzzling machine and the brain is a carbohydrate guzzling machine. By revving up your brain, you burn off a lot of the sugar in your blood stream, stopping them from being converted into fat to be deposited in those visible areas. So, this will stop you from gaining weight.
Apart from that, a major component used in the formation of brain and brain cells is FAT! Yes, you heard me right, FAT! By working your brain cells, you are encouraging them to grow, using up more fat from your body. Hence, there will be less fat deposited on your tummy or thigh. Naturally, this will cause you to lose weight.
Lastly, by spending time to think, you sacrifice your eating time. If you don't eat, you don't gain weight. Wonderful, right?
So, it is time for you to pull out that sudoku, scientific journal, mathematics workbook or anything that requires your brain and start revving now!
A car is a fuel guzzling machine and the brain is a carbohydrate guzzling machine. By revving up your brain, you burn off a lot of the sugar in your blood stream, stopping them from being converted into fat to be deposited in those visible areas. So, this will stop you from gaining weight.
Apart from that, a major component used in the formation of brain and brain cells is FAT! Yes, you heard me right, FAT! By working your brain cells, you are encouraging them to grow, using up more fat from your body. Hence, there will be less fat deposited on your tummy or thigh. Naturally, this will cause you to lose weight.
Lastly, by spending time to think, you sacrifice your eating time. If you don't eat, you don't gain weight. Wonderful, right?
So, it is time for you to pull out that sudoku, scientific journal, mathematics workbook or anything that requires your brain and start revving now!
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