Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, Pengutus is missing! The people has been searching for him for days but they can't find him.
Jangka the Predictor: Oh, let me see, let me check my radar.
Radar: *Beep* *Beep*
Jangka the Predictor: Ah, there, he is sitting in his house. I can't believe they didn't search his house.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I just came from his house LAH! Your radar is faulty already LAH!
Jangka the Predictor: At dangerous and desperate time like this, I must resort to using the forbidden deadly black art.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What is that?
Jangka the Predictor: Behold!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Gasp* A crystal!
WARNING: Using of crystal in any form of ritual is strictly forbidden. Crystal is mentioned here for special effect purpose only. No such ritual is ever used in real life.
Jangka the Predictor: Now, I can start searching for Jangka. Spread the map for me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, master.
Jangka the Predictor: Hmm, why isn't it working?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, if only I own a crystal. It's such a bling. I can sell it for lots of money.
Jangka the Predictor: GAA! No wonder it is not working! Someone swapped my crystal with cheap glass! GAA!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Faint*
Friday, November 14, 2008
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