Fun Says, "Poem - Wisher"

It's been a struggle ever since I can remember,
Chasing for the ideal that no one believes in ever,
Everyone seems satisfied with the meagre,
Maybe I'm a little bit too eager.

It's time to prepare for a new year,
To summon the strength together,
To reboot it all for the better,
Making it through the things that matter.

Not to be affected by the weather,
Nor to be dragged down by the bitter,
The flowers may still wither,
But new blooms will again bring wonder.

Fun says, "Story time - The travellers"

3 people started off a journey from the same place. They had a quick discussion and concluded that they all wanted to go to the same place. But they didn't want to appoint a leader, so 3 of them set off independently. At the end of the journey, they totally lost touch with each other, thinking the other two people must have decided midway to go somewhere else...

Fun says, "Continuation of More creepy stories!"

Two boys met, one of them came from the conservative countryside while another came from the developed globalised city. They both bumped into this woman who slapped the monk.

This woman gave the country boy a tight slap for gawking at her assets. The city boy escaped unscathed...

Fun says, "More creepy stories!"

There was this famous monk who was meditating on the mountain. One day, a woman came to visit him to ask for advice.

Monk: Please go and cover yourself properly before you come again to seek my counsel.

Woman: *bitch slap* you perverted monk!

And so, the monk attained nirvana...

Fun says, "Continuation of Creepy wacko story time!"

Fast forward 20 years, the boy became a handsome man, with a successful career. He just got married to a wonderful woman and they were executing their plans together, to build a happy family.

But one night, while they were about to execute their plan to have a baby, they heard some noise of glass being shattered. They quickly ran downstairs holding a baseball bat each.

To their horror, the whole house was surrounded by fishes wielding hammers. These fishes started attacking them. Being outnumbered, the couple was clubbed to their horrible deaths.

It appeared that these fishes have decided to attack the world on that day. They sent out schools of fishes to various locations to kill people and conquer the land. The government had to declare state emergency and the land was filled with the stench of death and blood...

Fun says, "Creepy wacko story time!"

A child was playing between a river and a small pond and all out of a sudden, a fish jumped out from the pond. This fish then walked into the river.

Soon after that, another fish jumped out from the pond and walked into the river.

The boy began to get curious. At the same time, a third fish jumped out of the pond and walked into the river.

Now, the boy was observing intently. The fourth fish jumped out of the pond and started struggling on the ground. It did not stand up and walk.

The child then took a stone and exclaimed, "Die you idiot fish who can't walk!" And the fish was obliterated...

Fun says, "One day if..."

I am no longer who I am,
please mourn for me,
as the person I set out to be,
not the man I've become.

Fun says, "My Comic - The conversation between a line and a cube."

Cube: Hi, Line.

Line: Hi, Square. Do you know where I can find a pencil?

Cube: Yea, sure. Just move forward a bit and you will see it.

Line: I have moved up and down. I have also moved left and right. And I still don't see where this pencil is.

Cube: No, not up down, not left right. You have to move forward.

Line: Look, Square, stop fooling around. I don't appreciate your sarcasm.

Cube: Gosh, how can I help you? And I am not Square, I am Cube.

Line: Ok, that's it, get out of here. I'm not talking to you any more.

Fun says, "Optimistic?"

Friend: I hope people are ethical because they wanted to be & not forced by the law. But this is optimistic thinking.

Fun: People want to be ethical, all the time. But the system force them away from being ethical. It is the system's fault. Change the system, and our streets will be filled with angels. How's this for optimistic thinking?

Fun says, "The ultimate weight loss program is..."

... to THINK!

A car is a fuel guzzling machine and the brain is a carbohydrate guzzling machine. By revving up your brain, you burn off a lot of the sugar in your blood stream, stopping them from being converted into fat to be deposited in those visible areas. So, this will stop you from gaining weight.

Apart from that, a major component used in the formation of brain and brain cells is FAT! Yes, you heard me right, FAT! By working your brain cells, you are encouraging them to grow, using up more fat from your body. Hence, there will be less fat deposited on your tummy or thigh. Naturally, this will cause you to lose weight.

Lastly, by spending time to think, you sacrifice your eating time. If you don't eat, you don't gain weight. Wonderful, right?

So, it is time for you to pull out that sudoku, scientific journal, mathematics workbook or anything that requires your brain and start revving now!

Fun says, "Comic - The Raspberry Tree"

Abang the Brother: The raspberry tree has thorns.

Pandai the Genius: How could you hate the raspberry tree so much?

Abang the Brother: Thorns can prick and cut, you know?

Pandai the Genius: Why do you want to chop off the tree?

Abang the Brother: A pair of thick gloves might be necessary for plucking the berries.

Pandai the Genius: You are evil! How can you plan to chop down the raspberry tree? It has given you many sweet berries!

And hence, Pandai the Genius blindfolded himself and pluck off from the raspberry tree to eat.

Fun says, "Power Nap is good"

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Fun says, "Listen to Mike Rowe"

"A few years from now, an hour with a good plumber, if you can find one, is gonna cost more than an hour with a good psychiatrist, at which point we'll probably all be in need of both." - Mike Rowe

 

Fun Says, "Off the Chart!"

You know your introversion level is off the chart when you are in a party of 50 people and you have a table all by yourself, and you are having a great time there...

范說：“中庸？”

問：”中庸“聽過吧？給你兩碗飯，怎樣吃才算中庸？
甲：吃一碗。
乙：答不出。
丙：吃完它。
答：你有多餓？

范說：“小叮嚀-別以貌取人。”

人家說，外表與樣貌不代表內涵、穿了漢服不代表就是一表人才、留了鬍子就不代表是有智慧的人。 對！我很贊成這說法。可是，很多人卻忽略了一點。就是很多人，因為外表與樣貌、穿漢服、留鬍子，才一直可以提醒自己，應該要保持內涵、表現出優秀的人格、努力做個有智慧的人。 小小的叮嚀，你們可能看不上眼。可是對我來說，它們是我的知己，它們有一天會幫我成就大業。

Fun says, "There's a Way to It."

Quoting someone, "you cannot touch the root through the branch. You cannot try to change your attitude to people and through that attain spirituality, you need to attain spirituality and then feeling everyone inside you will become natural to you."

Fun says, "My Comic - I Wonder Why,"

(Abang the Brother and Cinta the Clueless Lover are dating...)

Abang the Brother: Do you mind if I pick my nose?

Cinta the Clueless Lover: No, go ahead and pick.

Abang the Brother: *Pick* *pick*

Abang the Brother: Do you mind if I drink soup with my nose?

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Do whatever you like. I am enjoying every moment with you.

Abang the Brother: *Drink* *drink*

Abang the Brother: Can I suck my toe? I have this weird habit since I was a baby.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Sure. Go ahead and suck.

(The next day...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Suram, why is Abang acting all weird, picking his nose, drinking soup with his nose and sucking his toe in public?

Suram the Goth: I have no idea...

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, why is Abang acting all weird, picking his nose, drinking soup with his nose and sucking his toe in public?

Jangka the Predictor: I predicted that someone is encouraging his weird behaviour!

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gaa!!! It's the end of the world! Run! Run! Run!

Fun says, "My Comic - Give Me Solution."

Gila the Crackpot: Oh gosh! I am stressed! I can't take it anymore!

Suram the Goth: Oh, here, try this, this is a good solution for you.

Gila the Crackpot: Gaa! The pain is excruciating! I'll think about using that, Suram. Thanks. Argh! I am very stressed!

Suram the Goth: ...

(The next day...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Sobz* my boyfriend ditched me. I can't live without him! *Wailing like banshee*

Suram the Goth: Oh, have you talked to him regarding your issue?

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I'll think about whether to talk to him or not. *Wailing like banshee* He doesn't love me anymore!

(The 3rd day...)

Hantu the Ghost: I've been sick for many days. This is killing me. I need cure! Give me CURE!!!

Suram the Goth: Here's the medicine for you.

Hantu the Ghost: Oh, that looks good. But I will need to think about it. Oh SAVE ME! I am in pain! The sickness is excruciating! Gaa!!!

(Finally, Suram the Goth can take no more and strangled everyone to their gruesome death...)

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