Abang the Brother: The raspberry tree has thorns.
Pandai the Genius: How could you hate the raspberry tree so much?
Abang the Brother: Thorns can prick and cut, you know?
Pandai the Genius: Why do you want to chop off the tree?
Abang the Brother: A pair of thick gloves might be necessary for plucking the berries.
Pandai the Genius: You are evil! How can you plan to chop down the raspberry tree? It has given you many sweet berries!
And hence, Pandai the Genius blindfolded himself and pluck off from the raspberry tree to eat.
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - Driving 101."
Gila the Crackpot: I need to drive car. I can't crack pots fast enough running on foot.
Pandai the Genius: As you wish, I will teach you how to drive.
Gila the Crackpot: I don't want to drive like others. I want to crack pots with my car!
Pandai the Genius: That's easy, always put your indicator the opposite to the direction you intend to turn to. This will cause other cars to swerve around trying to evade you and knock the pots and crack them all.
Gila the Crackpot: You are really a genius!
Pandai the Genius: As you wish, I will teach you how to drive.
Gila the Crackpot: I don't want to drive like others. I want to crack pots with my car!
Pandai the Genius: That's easy, always put your indicator the opposite to the direction you intend to turn to. This will cause other cars to swerve around trying to evade you and knock the pots and crack them all.
Gila the Crackpot: You are really a genius!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - Illegal Modifishing."
Pandai the Genius: What happened here? Why everyone has such a weird and stupid look on them?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.
Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.
Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.
Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.
Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...
Monday, December 29, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Missing Friends."
Pandai the Genius: What is she wearing? It's like so revealing! Where's modesty?
Suram the Goth: Modesty is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Look! He just cheated 1 million from his boss! Where's integrity!
Suram the Goth: Integrity is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Gaa! They are having sex parties on the street! Where's morality?
Suram the Goth: Morality is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Yikes! Modesty, integrity, morality are all missing? My friends are missing! When will it be my turn to missing?
Suram the Goth: Now! Muahaha, because I am here to kidnap you. >:D
Suram the Goth: Modesty is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Look! He just cheated 1 million from his boss! Where's integrity!
Suram the Goth: Integrity is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Gaa! They are having sex parties on the street! Where's morality?
Suram the Goth: Morality is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Yikes! Modesty, integrity, morality are all missing? My friends are missing! When will it be my turn to missing?
Suram the Goth: Now! Muahaha, because I am here to kidnap you. >:D
Monday, September 1, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic -"
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I'm such a genius, I know so many things!
Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!
Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)
Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.
Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)
Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!
Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"
Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!
Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)
Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.
Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)
Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!
Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"
Monday, August 11, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Great Teacher?"
Setting: Pandai the Genius giving a lecture on cuckoo behaviour to some 200 plus students in the Technology University of Cuckooland (TUC).
Somewhere in the middle of the class...
Pandai the Genius: Being cuckooed means...?
200 plus students: ...
Pandai the Genius: I know you know the answer. Come on, you there at the back. Cuckooness is what?
Pointed student: ...crazy?
Pandai the Genius: Nonono!!! Wrong! You there, the one with green and red strips. What is the meaning of being a cuckoo?
Green and red strip student: Insane?...Maybe burned a fuse or two?
Pandai the Genius: You idiot! That's not the meaning. The word relates to something. Something you all are very familiar with. What is it?
200 plus students: ...
Pandai the Genius: Come on, you are not that stupid. You know the answer.
200 plus students: Do you think we can read minds? How do we know what you want?
Pandai the Genius: The meaning! Come on. Tell me the meaning!
Gila the Crackpot: The meaning is you are a cuckoo! 200 students not understanding you doesn't mean they are all idiots. It means you are a poor communicator. You cuckoo!
200 plus students: (Claps, thunderous claps...)
Pandai the Genius could not take the humiliation and blew the whole building into smithereens with his explosive brain.
Somewhere in the middle of the class...
Pandai the Genius: Being cuckooed means...?
200 plus students: ...
Pandai the Genius: I know you know the answer. Come on, you there at the back. Cuckooness is what?
Pointed student: ...crazy?
Pandai the Genius: Nonono!!! Wrong! You there, the one with green and red strips. What is the meaning of being a cuckoo?
Green and red strip student: Insane?...Maybe burned a fuse or two?
Pandai the Genius: You idiot! That's not the meaning. The word relates to something. Something you all are very familiar with. What is it?
200 plus students: ...
Pandai the Genius: Come on, you are not that stupid. You know the answer.
200 plus students: Do you think we can read minds? How do we know what you want?
Pandai the Genius: The meaning! Come on. Tell me the meaning!
Gila the Crackpot: The meaning is you are a cuckoo! 200 students not understanding you doesn't mean they are all idiots. It means you are a poor communicator. You cuckoo!
200 plus students: (Claps, thunderous claps...)
Pandai the Genius could not take the humiliation and blew the whole building into smithereens with his explosive brain.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Office Play."
After weeks of relaxing from the ordeal of the torture chamber, Pandai the Genius finally went back to his business.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Escape."
Underlings: What torture do you want for today?
Pandai the Genius: Erm, we've been here for so many days, I think it is time for you to give us the ultimate torture.
Underlings: And what is that?
Tulis the Scribbler: Hey, what are you trying to do? They might just torture us to death!
Pandai the Genius: Ya, better dead than see this next torture!
Underlings: Tell us quickly!!!
Pandai the Genius: Ok ok. Just release our chains and throw Dera the Torturer into the swamps. Make sure he drown big times. That'll be torturous to us.
Underlings: Yes, that sounds like the ultimate torture! Let's do it, buddies.
And thus, Pandai the Genius and Tulis the Scribbler escaped the Torture Chamber of Cuckooland...
Pandai the Genius: Erm, we've been here for so many days, I think it is time for you to give us the ultimate torture.
Underlings: And what is that?
Tulis the Scribbler: Hey, what are you trying to do? They might just torture us to death!
Pandai the Genius: Ya, better dead than see this next torture!
Underlings: Tell us quickly!!!
Pandai the Genius: Ok ok. Just release our chains and throw Dera the Torturer into the swamps. Make sure he drown big times. That'll be torturous to us.
Underlings: Yes, that sounds like the ultimate torture! Let's do it, buddies.
And thus, Pandai the Genius and Tulis the Scribbler escaped the Torture Chamber of Cuckooland...
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."
Good evening, welcome to Prime Time Fun Flash where all the news are written by a madman.
Today's highlight is in fact today's only news. Cuckooland is going cuckoo due to their lost of the greatest advisor, Pandai the Genius.
It has been days since the missing of Pandai the Genius who always provide solutions to the various issues in the country. Pandai the Genius seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from Cuckooland. With Pandai the Genius gone, the nation is now ruled by a menagerie of idiots, pigs, moles, bacterias and comic characters.
Laws and policies kept getting changed every other minute, making the people of Cuckooland unable to cope with the speed of the changes. In addition to that, the people of Cuckooland can't stop worshipping white papers. Their level of ignorance has reach maximum level that they actually think that the high-speed changes are good for them. One minute walking on legs are totally banned, the next minute everyone must hop and the next hand-walking is made the national way of travelling.
Such changes are getting way out of hand that we outsiders concluded that Cuckoolanders are really cuckooed. Yet, we love them so much. So, let's go to Cuckooland and be cuckoo like them!
Thank you for reading Prime Time Fun Flash! Don't forget to visit Cuckooland whenever you can.
Today's highlight is in fact today's only news. Cuckooland is going cuckoo due to their lost of the greatest advisor, Pandai the Genius.
It has been days since the missing of Pandai the Genius who always provide solutions to the various issues in the country. Pandai the Genius seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from Cuckooland. With Pandai the Genius gone, the nation is now ruled by a menagerie of idiots, pigs, moles, bacterias and comic characters.
Laws and policies kept getting changed every other minute, making the people of Cuckooland unable to cope with the speed of the changes. In addition to that, the people of Cuckooland can't stop worshipping white papers. Their level of ignorance has reach maximum level that they actually think that the high-speed changes are good for them. One minute walking on legs are totally banned, the next minute everyone must hop and the next hand-walking is made the national way of travelling.
Such changes are getting way out of hand that we outsiders concluded that Cuckoolanders are really cuckooed. Yet, we love them so much. So, let's go to Cuckooland and be cuckoo like them!
Thank you for reading Prime Time Fun Flash! Don't forget to visit Cuckooland whenever you can.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Incompetent Underlings of Dera the Torturer."
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, how do you feel after getting my torture?
Pandai the Genius: Er...Er...a....a littwel....bitzy o hi...
Tulis the Scribbler: Egrii....bari hai...
Dera the Torturer: Underlings! What have you been feeding them both?
Underlings: This white sugar, as you commanded, master!
Dera the Torturer: Gaa! Those are ecstacy powder!!! And you should be giving them sugar cane! Not sugar!
Underlings: But sugar comes from sugar cane. They are same, master.
Dera the Torturer: You idiots! When I say sugar cane, I want it to be sugar cane! Do this again and I'll fry you all. Now go and prepare the next torture!
Underlings: Yes, master. But...what is the next torture? We don't think we have next torture.
Dera the Torturer: (!!!)...we don't have a next torture! Gaa!!!
And there it went, Dera the Torturer became a victim of his own torturous ideas...
Pandai the Genius: Er...Er...a....a littwel....bitzy o hi...
Tulis the Scribbler: Egrii....bari hai...
Dera the Torturer: Underlings! What have you been feeding them both?
Underlings: This white sugar, as you commanded, master!
Dera the Torturer: Gaa! Those are ecstacy powder!!! And you should be giving them sugar cane! Not sugar!
Underlings: But sugar comes from sugar cane. They are same, master.
Dera the Torturer: You idiots! When I say sugar cane, I want it to be sugar cane! Do this again and I'll fry you all. Now go and prepare the next torture!
Underlings: Yes, master. But...what is the next torture? We don't think we have next torture.
Dera the Torturer: (!!!)...we don't have a next torture! Gaa!!!
And there it went, Dera the Torturer became a victim of his own torturous ideas...
Friday, May 30, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - In the Depths of Cuckooland's Torture Chamber"
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, welcome to Cuckooland's torture chamber. I will torture you all with no apparent reasons.
Tulis the Scribbler: Look what have you done! You stupid genius!
Pandai the Genius: Don't worry. If you have watched the Hidden Channel, you would have known that Cuckooland's torture chamber doesn't have any equipment to torture you!
Tulis the Scribbler: Phew, what a relief.
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, we don't need equipment to torture you! Underlings, hold them still! I will begin my first round of torture!
Tulis the Scribbler: Gaa! Get off me! Gaa!
Pandai the Genius: #%@#%!#, didn't expect he has so many underlings that they can pin me down!
Dera the Torturer: The first torture is to eat sugar cane until you get carbohydrate poisoning! Muahaha!
(From dawn to dusk and dusk to dawn, Dera the Torturer's underlings keep feeding them with sugar cane. What a torture...)
Tulis the Scribbler: Look what have you done! You stupid genius!
Pandai the Genius: Don't worry. If you have watched the Hidden Channel, you would have known that Cuckooland's torture chamber doesn't have any equipment to torture you!
Tulis the Scribbler: Phew, what a relief.
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, we don't need equipment to torture you! Underlings, hold them still! I will begin my first round of torture!
Tulis the Scribbler: Gaa! Get off me! Gaa!
Pandai the Genius: #%@#%!#, didn't expect he has so many underlings that they can pin me down!
Dera the Torturer: The first torture is to eat sugar cane until you get carbohydrate poisoning! Muahaha!
(From dawn to dusk and dusk to dawn, Dera the Torturer's underlings keep feeding them with sugar cane. What a torture...)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Holy Book of White Paper Part 2."
Pandai the Genius: Hey there, what are you doing?
Tulis the Scribbler: Go away! This is top secret!
Pandai the Genius: Look! There's Superman! (Snatch)
Pandai the Genius: Wow! The 3 Commandments of White Paper?
Tulis the Scribbler: Do not read! That is holy!!!
Pandai the Genius: One, thou shall never write your name on this book.
Tulis the Scribbler: ... (face getting extremely green)
Pandai the Genius: Two, thou shall be as empty as a piece of white paper. What does it mean?
Tulis the Scribbler: ...It is another way of saying "thou shall be an idiot!", you idiot!
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I see. Three, thou shall do any other things according to thy desires. Yes, this is what I call good commandments to follow. Good job, Tulis!
Tulis the Scribbler: Of course, I am...
(A sudden lightning struck and sent these two profaning idiots into the depths of Cuckooland's torture chamber...)
While Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet is wondering why his Holy Book has not been finished and delivered to him...
Tulis the Scribbler: Go away! This is top secret!
Pandai the Genius: Look! There's Superman! (Snatch)
Pandai the Genius: Wow! The 3 Commandments of White Paper?
Tulis the Scribbler: Do not read! That is holy!!!
Pandai the Genius: One, thou shall never write your name on this book.
Tulis the Scribbler: ... (face getting extremely green)
Pandai the Genius: Two, thou shall be as empty as a piece of white paper. What does it mean?
Tulis the Scribbler: ...It is another way of saying "thou shall be an idiot!", you idiot!
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I see. Three, thou shall do any other things according to thy desires. Yes, this is what I call good commandments to follow. Good job, Tulis!
Tulis the Scribbler: Of course, I am...
(A sudden lightning struck and sent these two profaning idiots into the depths of Cuckooland's torture chamber...)
While Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet is wondering why his Holy Book has not been finished and delivered to him...
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."
Welcome, thanks for watchhing Prime Time Fun Flash, where all the news are funny.
Tonight's highlight:
A new device called Silencer has baffled scientist for its apparent capability to defy physics.
The religion of worshipping white papers is now the official religion of Cuckooland.
Details:
Silencer was created by a weird doctor from Cuckooland. Bunyi the Soundologist is famous for his radical treatment methods to common sickness, such as playing drums to cure headache and run according to the rhythm of a song to cure asthma. Bunyi's creation, the Silencer, is a device that could generate exact opposite soundwaves to nullify any sound. However, according to physicists, there's no way to nullify sound short of muffling it with resistance. So this device is a scientific breakthrough. With Silencer, you can mute your neighbour's annoying dog or that kid of yours who can't stop throwing tantrums. What a great device!
Next, we go to Cuckooland. White Paper Worship has been announced to be the official religion in Cuckooland yesterday. The officials just announced this morning that whoever found scribbling on any piece of White Paper in Cuckooland shall be hanged as that is desecration of the Holy White Paper. And because of this religion, all other laws have been abolished. That means it is now legal to rob, kill, rape and torture in Cuckooland. They don't care what you do anymore, as long as you uphold the holiness of White Papers as that is all they want to do now.
Interviewing one of the residence of Cuckooland, we found out the real reason for people's love of the religion.
News Crew: Hi, are you one of those knowledgeable of this White Paper Worship religion?
Pandai the Genius: Of course I am knowledgeable! I got direct revelation from the Holy White Paper that It must be worshipped!
News Crew: Wow! Then what is all this religion all about?
Pandai the Genius: This religion is all about being ignorant and stupid! The White Paper teaches that we should hold on to this mindset called the Tak Apa Mindset, which teaches us that nothing matters. We just have to be like the White Paper, totally empty of any content, knowledge or cause. We don't have to care at all!
News Crew: Sounds interesting. Then what do the followers have to do?
Pandai the Genius: What do you mean what the followers have to do? They can do whatever they like. It's got nothing to do with me and I don't care.
News Crew: You mean, there's no restriction at all?
Pandai the Genius: Heck, ya! Except for desecrating the Holy White Paper, do whatever you like.
News Crew: You mean I can assassinate all my enemies without being guilty if I join your religion?
Pandai the Genius: The Holy White Paper doesn't care if you are guilty or not. But remember that nothing stops those enemies of yours to join first to kill you.
News Crew: Heck, ya. I'm joining now and going to kill them all! KILL!!!
Wow, that looks like too good to be true, our news end here as I have to rush to join this White Paper Worship religion. So long, readers.
Tonight's highlight:
A new device called Silencer has baffled scientist for its apparent capability to defy physics.
The religion of worshipping white papers is now the official religion of Cuckooland.
Details:
Silencer was created by a weird doctor from Cuckooland. Bunyi the Soundologist is famous for his radical treatment methods to common sickness, such as playing drums to cure headache and run according to the rhythm of a song to cure asthma. Bunyi's creation, the Silencer, is a device that could generate exact opposite soundwaves to nullify any sound. However, according to physicists, there's no way to nullify sound short of muffling it with resistance. So this device is a scientific breakthrough. With Silencer, you can mute your neighbour's annoying dog or that kid of yours who can't stop throwing tantrums. What a great device!
Next, we go to Cuckooland. White Paper Worship has been announced to be the official religion in Cuckooland yesterday. The officials just announced this morning that whoever found scribbling on any piece of White Paper in Cuckooland shall be hanged as that is desecration of the Holy White Paper. And because of this religion, all other laws have been abolished. That means it is now legal to rob, kill, rape and torture in Cuckooland. They don't care what you do anymore, as long as you uphold the holiness of White Papers as that is all they want to do now.
Interviewing one of the residence of Cuckooland, we found out the real reason for people's love of the religion.
News Crew: Hi, are you one of those knowledgeable of this White Paper Worship religion?
Pandai the Genius: Of course I am knowledgeable! I got direct revelation from the Holy White Paper that It must be worshipped!
News Crew: Wow! Then what is all this religion all about?
Pandai the Genius: This religion is all about being ignorant and stupid! The White Paper teaches that we should hold on to this mindset called the Tak Apa Mindset, which teaches us that nothing matters. We just have to be like the White Paper, totally empty of any content, knowledge or cause. We don't have to care at all!
News Crew: Sounds interesting. Then what do the followers have to do?
Pandai the Genius: What do you mean what the followers have to do? They can do whatever they like. It's got nothing to do with me and I don't care.
News Crew: You mean, there's no restriction at all?
Pandai the Genius: Heck, ya! Except for desecrating the Holy White Paper, do whatever you like.
News Crew: You mean I can assassinate all my enemies without being guilty if I join your religion?
Pandai the Genius: The Holy White Paper doesn't care if you are guilty or not. But remember that nothing stops those enemies of yours to join first to kill you.
News Crew: Heck, ya. I'm joining now and going to kill them all! KILL!!!
Wow, that looks like too good to be true, our news end here as I have to rush to join this White Paper Worship religion. So long, readers.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Idolatry."
Hantu the Ghost: Hey Pandai, what are you doing bowing over a piece of white paper?
Pandai the Genius: This, is the paper of Tak Apa Mindset! It contains the wisdom of all times! I worship it!
Jangka the Predictor: I foresee that Tak Apa Mindset will rule the world!
Hantu the Ghost & Suram the Goth: Wow! All hail Tak Apa Mindset!
Pandai the Genius: Muahaha!
In the meantime, Cinta the Clueless Lover is falling in love with a piece of black paper...
Pandai the Genius: This, is the paper of Tak Apa Mindset! It contains the wisdom of all times! I worship it!
Jangka the Predictor: I foresee that Tak Apa Mindset will rule the world!
Hantu the Ghost & Suram the Goth: Wow! All hail Tak Apa Mindset!
Pandai the Genius: Muahaha!
In the meantime, Cinta the Clueless Lover is falling in love with a piece of black paper...
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Sealing of the House."
Suram the Goth: What are you doing?
Pandai the Genius: Can't you see I'm sealing my house?
Suram the Goth: Why do you seal your house?
Pandai the Genius: To keep all people from intruding my property! That's why.
Suram the Goth: Why are you sealing it from the outside?
Pandai the Genius: Duh! These planks are ultra large, they can't get through the door. So I have to nail them outside.
Suram the Goth: Then how are you going to go inside after you are done?
Pandai the Genius: Hehe, you think I haven't thought of that? That's my camping gear there. I'm going to camp in my lawn.
Suram the Goth: Then...what's the purpose of owning a house to begin with?
Pandai the Genius: ( >_<" )
Pandai the Genius: Can't you see I'm sealing my house?
Suram the Goth: Why do you seal your house?
Pandai the Genius: To keep all people from intruding my property! That's why.
Suram the Goth: Why are you sealing it from the outside?
Pandai the Genius: Duh! These planks are ultra large, they can't get through the door. So I have to nail them outside.
Suram the Goth: Then how are you going to go inside after you are done?
Pandai the Genius: Hehe, you think I haven't thought of that? That's my camping gear there. I'm going to camp in my lawn.
Suram the Goth: Then...what's the purpose of owning a house to begin with?
Pandai the Genius: ( >_<" )
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