Fun says, "My Comic - Busy?"

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh dear Abang, can we go dating tonight?

Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?

Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?

Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.

Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.

Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!

(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)

Fun says, "My Comic - Office Play."

After weeks of relaxing from the ordeal of the torture chamber, Pandai the Genius finally went back to his business.

(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?

Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.

Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!

Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)

Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!

Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.

That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.

The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.