(Abang the Brother and Cinta the Clueless Lover are dating...)
Abang the Brother: Do you mind if I pick my nose?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: No, go ahead and pick.
Abang the Brother: *Pick* *pick*
Abang the Brother: Do you mind if I drink soup with my nose?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Do whatever you like. I am enjoying every moment with you.
Abang the Brother: *Drink* *drink*
Abang the Brother: Can I suck my toe? I have this weird habit since I was a baby.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Sure. Go ahead and suck.
(The next day...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Suram, why is Abang acting all weird, picking his nose, drinking soup with his nose and sucking his toe in public?
Suram the Goth: I have no idea...
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, why is Abang acting all weird, picking his nose, drinking soup with his nose and sucking his toe in public?
Jangka the Predictor: I predicted that someone is encouraging his weird behaviour!
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gaa!!! It's the end of the world! Run! Run! Run!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
Friday, November 14, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Rescue Mission."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, Pengutus is missing! The people has been searching for him for days but they can't find him.
Jangka the Predictor: Oh, let me see, let me check my radar.
Radar: *Beep* *Beep*
Jangka the Predictor: Ah, there, he is sitting in his house. I can't believe they didn't search his house.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I just came from his house LAH! Your radar is faulty already LAH!
Jangka the Predictor: At dangerous and desperate time like this, I must resort to using the forbidden deadly black art.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What is that?
Jangka the Predictor: Behold!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Gasp* A crystal!
WARNING: Using of crystal in any form of ritual is strictly forbidden. Crystal is mentioned here for special effect purpose only. No such ritual is ever used in real life.
Jangka the Predictor: Now, I can start searching for Jangka. Spread the map for me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, master.
Jangka the Predictor: Hmm, why isn't it working?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, if only I own a crystal. It's such a bling. I can sell it for lots of money.
Jangka the Predictor: GAA! No wonder it is not working! Someone swapped my crystal with cheap glass! GAA!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Faint*
Jangka the Predictor: Oh, let me see, let me check my radar.
Radar: *Beep* *Beep*
Jangka the Predictor: Ah, there, he is sitting in his house. I can't believe they didn't search his house.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I just came from his house LAH! Your radar is faulty already LAH!
Jangka the Predictor: At dangerous and desperate time like this, I must resort to using the forbidden deadly black art.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What is that?
Jangka the Predictor: Behold!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Gasp* A crystal!
WARNING: Using of crystal in any form of ritual is strictly forbidden. Crystal is mentioned here for special effect purpose only. No such ritual is ever used in real life.
Jangka the Predictor: Now, I can start searching for Jangka. Spread the map for me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, master.
Jangka the Predictor: Hmm, why isn't it working?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, if only I own a crystal. It's such a bling. I can sell it for lots of money.
Jangka the Predictor: GAA! No wonder it is not working! Someone swapped my crystal with cheap glass! GAA!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Faint*
Monday, October 27, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Busy?"
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh dear Abang, can we go dating tonight?
Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?
Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?
Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.
Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.
Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!
(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)
Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?
Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?
Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.
Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.
Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!
(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Later? Sure."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Suram, you don't love me anymore, I can't live without you.
Suram the Goth: Get over it. We never even dated.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: If you leave me now I will jump off this building.
Suram the Goth: Huh? What did you say? I'm busy I need to go. I'll catch you later. (Suram the Goth left the scene.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He said he will catch me! That's so romantic! Then I should jump and let him be my hero.
Piuuuuuuuuu....splat!!!
Written on the pool of blood: You are really late in catching me!
Suram the Goth: Get over it. We never even dated.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: If you leave me now I will jump off this building.
Suram the Goth: Huh? What did you say? I'm busy I need to go. I'll catch you later. (Suram the Goth left the scene.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He said he will catch me! That's so romantic! Then I should jump and let him be my hero.
Piuuuuuuuuu....splat!!!
Written on the pool of blood: You are really late in catching me!
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Cluelessly in Love."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, look at Suram the Goth, he is so HANDSOME!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Ya, ya. I agree. Agree.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: But he already has a dozen of girlfriends. I don't even know if he notices me.
Jujur the Honest: I don't think you should love him. He is such a womaniser!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: But he is so attractively irresistable!
Gila the Crackpot: Then just go ahead and love him and get hurt. Wee!!! (Jumping around excitingly)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: But I am afraid of getting hurt... :(
Jangka the Predictor: Thou shall not love, for thou art an idiot!
*Whack* *whack* *whack*...
Jangka the Predictor got whacked until he became a 猪头饼...
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Ya, ya. I agree. Agree.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: But he already has a dozen of girlfriends. I don't even know if he notices me.
Jujur the Honest: I don't think you should love him. He is such a womaniser!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: But he is so attractively irresistable!
Gila the Crackpot: Then just go ahead and love him and get hurt. Wee!!! (Jumping around excitingly)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: But I am afraid of getting hurt... :(
Jangka the Predictor: Thou shall not love, for thou art an idiot!
*Whack* *whack* *whack*...
Jangka the Predictor got whacked until he became a 猪头饼...
Monday, September 1, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic -"
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I'm such a genius, I know so many things!
Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!
Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)
Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.
Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)
Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!
Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"
Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!
Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)
Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.
Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)
Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!
Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Office Play."
After weeks of relaxing from the ordeal of the torture chamber, Pandai the Genius finally went back to his business.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Off Balance."
Suram the Goth: ...(Studying like hell for the upcoming exam in the library)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Walks into the library)
Suram the Goth: (Lift head) Wow, what a cute and hardworking girl.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Draws out her laptop and immersed herself in her headphone)
Suram the Goth: (Kuru kuru) Aiya, must go washroom.
As Suram the Goth walks pass Cinta the Clueless Lover, he glances back to find out that she is actually enjoying a movie!
Suram the Goth: @##$^%^*!^%^*@#$^%$!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (With tears in her eyes) ...
Suram the Goth: @#$!%^@&^%&@$%@#$%@#$%!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Runs off crying like a fountain)
Suram the Goth: Why was I angry with her?
(Suram the Goth continues to go to the washroom, scratching his head...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Walks into the library)
Suram the Goth: (Lift head) Wow, what a cute and hardworking girl.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Draws out her laptop and immersed herself in her headphone)
Suram the Goth: (Kuru kuru) Aiya, must go washroom.
As Suram the Goth walks pass Cinta the Clueless Lover, he glances back to find out that she is actually enjoying a movie!
Suram the Goth: @##$^%^*!^%^*@#$^%$!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (With tears in her eyes) ...
Suram the Goth: @#$!%^@&^%&@$%@#$%@#$%!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Runs off crying like a fountain)
Suram the Goth: Why was I angry with her?
(Suram the Goth continues to go to the washroom, scratching his head...)
Monday, May 12, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Idolatry."
Hantu the Ghost: Hey Pandai, what are you doing bowing over a piece of white paper?
Pandai the Genius: This, is the paper of Tak Apa Mindset! It contains the wisdom of all times! I worship it!
Jangka the Predictor: I foresee that Tak Apa Mindset will rule the world!
Hantu the Ghost & Suram the Goth: Wow! All hail Tak Apa Mindset!
Pandai the Genius: Muahaha!
In the meantime, Cinta the Clueless Lover is falling in love with a piece of black paper...
Pandai the Genius: This, is the paper of Tak Apa Mindset! It contains the wisdom of all times! I worship it!
Jangka the Predictor: I foresee that Tak Apa Mindset will rule the world!
Hantu the Ghost & Suram the Goth: Wow! All hail Tak Apa Mindset!
Pandai the Genius: Muahaha!
In the meantime, Cinta the Clueless Lover is falling in love with a piece of black paper...
Friday, April 25, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - My Comics in Sculpture Class."
In a sculpture class...
Suram the Goth: (Put a piece of stone on the table and started pouring bloods of all types on it)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Kissing the stone nonstop, hoping to create a handsome face out of it)
Hantu the Ghost: (Trying to smash the stone to no avail as he could not lift the stone. He can't affect any physical object...)
Jangka the Predictor: (Sitting there, staring at the stone, trying to predict what will come out of it)
Abang the Brother: (Starts to wrap diapers on the stone, scaring it might pee and dirty the table)
Bunyi the Soundologist: (Running various sound waves into the stone. No one has any idea what he is up to)
I'd like write more about some other characters but they belong to my friend. So, I'll leave them to him to write. As for me...I'm not a comic character...so I don't have to be involved in this stupid sculpture class...
Suram the Goth: (Put a piece of stone on the table and started pouring bloods of all types on it)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Kissing the stone nonstop, hoping to create a handsome face out of it)
Hantu the Ghost: (Trying to smash the stone to no avail as he could not lift the stone. He can't affect any physical object...)
Jangka the Predictor: (Sitting there, staring at the stone, trying to predict what will come out of it)
Abang the Brother: (Starts to wrap diapers on the stone, scaring it might pee and dirty the table)
Bunyi the Soundologist: (Running various sound waves into the stone. No one has any idea what he is up to)
I'd like write more about some other characters but they belong to my friend. So, I'll leave them to him to write. As for me...I'm not a comic character...so I don't have to be involved in this stupid sculpture class...
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Cinta the Clueless Lover and Hantu the Ghost."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I've finally forgotten...what's his name...I can't even remember his face...
(Cinta sees Hantu the Ghost.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Wah! What a handsome creature! I'm in love!
(Cinta runs to meet Hantu the Ghost.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, I'm Cinta. And I love you. What's your name?
Hantu the Ghost: Boo! I'm a ghost! I'm 1,000,000,000 years old. You are too immature to me. I can't be with you. Go and die.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Ok, I love you and I'll do anything and everything to you.
(Cinta the Clueless Lover tries to commit suicide by eating chocolate icecreams.)
Hantu the Ghost: (Sweating profusely...due to Cinta's naivety...)
Suram the Goth: It will be gothic for you to scare her now, as all ghosts should do, while she's busy eating chocolate icecreams. Then run like hell. Muahaha!
(Cinta sees Hantu the Ghost.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Wah! What a handsome creature! I'm in love!
(Cinta runs to meet Hantu the Ghost.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, I'm Cinta. And I love you. What's your name?
Hantu the Ghost: Boo! I'm a ghost! I'm 1,000,000,000 years old. You are too immature to me. I can't be with you. Go and die.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Ok, I love you and I'll do anything and everything to you.
(Cinta the Clueless Lover tries to commit suicide by eating chocolate icecreams.)
Hantu the Ghost: (Sweating profusely...due to Cinta's naivety...)
Suram the Goth: It will be gothic for you to scare her now, as all ghosts should do, while she's busy eating chocolate icecreams. Then run like hell. Muahaha!
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Cinta in Love Sick."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hello, Doctor. I am sick.
Bunyi the Soundologist: Tell me about it.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I'm in love with Suram the Goth. However, he is too creepy. I'm so scared of seeing him but I wanted to see him so much! I'm so divided!
Bunyi the Soundologist: Ah, that sounds like love sickness to me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Can you cure it?
Bunyi the Soundologist: Ting, ting, dong, tut, dat, ting, dat, tong, dong, ting, blat, tot, gat, muu, pi, ler, qwe, tou, vac, xit...Listen and hear, you are thus cured!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Really? I'm cured?
Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes!
(And Cinta went home feeling happy...)
Bunyi the Soundologist: Tell me about it.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I'm in love with Suram the Goth. However, he is too creepy. I'm so scared of seeing him but I wanted to see him so much! I'm so divided!
Bunyi the Soundologist: Ah, that sounds like love sickness to me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Can you cure it?
Bunyi the Soundologist: Ting, ting, dong, tut, dat, ting, dat, tong, dong, ting, blat, tot, gat, muu, pi, ler, qwe, tou, vac, xit...Listen and hear, you are thus cured!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Really? I'm cured?
Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes!
(And Cinta went home feeling happy...)
Monday, April 7, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Abang the Brother."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, my name is Cinta.
Abang the Brother: Hi, my name is Abang.
(Chit Chat...)
Abang the Brother: I...I...I...I like you...
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What? I only think you are my brother wor...
Abang the Brother: Gaa!!! (Jump off a cliff...)
In mid-air, Abang the Brother meets Jangka the Predictor who is committing suicide because he can't hear and see.
Jangka the Predictor: Yikes! I saw a vision of a man! If only he have not jumped off the cliff...he would have met his true love...what a waste...
Abang the Brother: (Cut wrist and slit own throat in mid-air...)
Abang the Brother: Hi, my name is Abang.
(Chit Chat...)
Abang the Brother: I...I...I...I like you...
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What? I only think you are my brother wor...
Abang the Brother: Gaa!!! (Jump off a cliff...)
In mid-air, Abang the Brother meets Jangka the Predictor who is committing suicide because he can't hear and see.
Jangka the Predictor: Yikes! I saw a vision of a man! If only he have not jumped off the cliff...he would have met his true love...what a waste...
Abang the Brother: (Cut wrist and slit own throat in mid-air...)
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Fun says, "My comic - Cinta the Clueless Lover."
Suram the Goth: I'm too scary and now I ended up with no one to talk to...(*sobs*)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (peeks at Suram the Goth from afar)
Suram the Goth: (still lamenting about the darkness of life)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, cute guy, can I love you? I'll cook for you and I'll take care of you.
Suram the Goth: Sure...(Sinister smile)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Cooking...)
Suram the Goth: I'll love you in return too. I'll be by your side, day and night. Nothing can stop me from loving you. Muahaha!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Getting goosebumps...)
Suram the Goth: And when you die, I'll eat all your flesh and make you part of me. And if I die first, I'll make sure my soul will possess your body, that I'll be by you forever!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Feeling very chilly and Shaking...)
Suram the Goth: And if someone wants to woo you, I'll skin him alive and put salt on him. Wahaha!!! Let him suffer!!! Suffer!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Trembling with fear...)
Suram the Goth: And if you dare to fall out of love with me...nyiahaha...I'll make sure you suffer 100 times more than that!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Preparing explosives...)
Suram the Goth: Maybe I should learn necromancy and bring you back to live after you die...
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Sets off the explosives...)
KABOOM!
(That's the happy ending of the love story of Cinta the Clueless Lover...with Suram the Goth...because with Suram the Goth, it couldn't get any happier than death...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (peeks at Suram the Goth from afar)
Suram the Goth: (still lamenting about the darkness of life)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, cute guy, can I love you? I'll cook for you and I'll take care of you.
Suram the Goth: Sure...(Sinister smile)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Cooking...)
Suram the Goth: I'll love you in return too. I'll be by your side, day and night. Nothing can stop me from loving you. Muahaha!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Getting goosebumps...)
Suram the Goth: And when you die, I'll eat all your flesh and make you part of me. And if I die first, I'll make sure my soul will possess your body, that I'll be by you forever!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Feeling very chilly and Shaking...)
Suram the Goth: And if someone wants to woo you, I'll skin him alive and put salt on him. Wahaha!!! Let him suffer!!! Suffer!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Trembling with fear...)
Suram the Goth: And if you dare to fall out of love with me...nyiahaha...I'll make sure you suffer 100 times more than that!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Preparing explosives...)
Suram the Goth: Maybe I should learn necromancy and bring you back to live after you die...
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Sets off the explosives...)
KABOOM!
(That's the happy ending of the love story of Cinta the Clueless Lover...with Suram the Goth...because with Suram the Goth, it couldn't get any happier than death...)
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