Showing posts with label Bunyi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bunyi. Show all posts

Monday, September 1, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic -"

Pandai the Genius: Oh, I'm such a genius, I know so many things!

Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!

Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)

Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.

Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)

Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!

Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - Silencer."

Jangka the Predictor: Argh!!! Gaa!!! Waa!!! Argh!!!

Bunyi the Soundologist: Do you know you are getting way too annoying?

Jangka the Predictor: Waa!!! Argh!!! Gaa!!! Argh!!! Waa!!!

Bunyi the Soundologist: Nah! Take this!

Jangka the Predictor: ...

Bunyi the Soundologist: Wahaha! This is my new invention, called the Silencer!

Jangka the Predictor: ...

Suram the Goth: It looks cool. How does it work?

Jangka the Predictor: ...

Bunyi the Soundologist: It detects movements in your mouth and then generates exactly the opposite sound waves. This totally nullifies all the sound that you try to make.

Jangka the Predictor: ...

Jangka the Predictor: (Trying to make a prediction.)

Jangka the Predictor: ...

Friday, April 25, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - My Comics in Sculpture Class."

In a sculpture class...

Suram the Goth: (Put a piece of stone on the table and started pouring bloods of all types on it)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Kissing the stone nonstop, hoping to create a handsome face out of it)

Hantu the Ghost: (Trying to smash the stone to no avail as he could not lift the stone. He can't affect any physical object...)

Jangka the Predictor: (Sitting there, staring at the stone, trying to predict what will come out of it)

Abang the Brother: (Starts to wrap diapers on the stone, scaring it might pee and dirty the table)

Bunyi the Soundologist: (Running various sound waves into the stone. No one has any idea what he is up to)

I'd like write more about some other characters but they belong to my friend. So, I'll leave them to him to write. As for me...I'm not a comic character...so I don't have to be involved in this stupid sculpture class...

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - Cinta in Love Sick."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hello, Doctor. I am sick.

Bunyi the Soundologist: Tell me about it.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I'm in love with Suram the Goth. However, he is too creepy. I'm so scared of seeing him but I wanted to see him so much! I'm so divided!

Bunyi the Soundologist: Ah, that sounds like love sickness to me.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Can you cure it?

Bunyi the Soundologist: Ting, ting, dong, tut, dat, ting, dat, tong, dong, ting, blat, tot, gat, muu, pi, ler, qwe, tou, vac, xit...Listen and hear, you are thus cured!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Really? Really? I'm cured?

Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes!

(And Cinta went home feeling happy...)

Friday, March 28, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - Bunyi the Soundologist."

Recovering from the heart attack, Jangka the Predictor found himself blind due to the darkness of Suram the Goth.

Bunyi the Soundologist: Hello, Jangka, I am your doctor, Bunyi the Soundologist.

Jangka the Predictor: What happened to me? I can't see!!!

Bunyi the Soundologist: You are blinded by darkness. Now, you must listen to Rock music at maximum volume for 30 minutes, then try to hear the sound of a worm singing. When you can hear the worm sing, you will be able to see again.

Jangka the Predictor: Do worms sing?

Bunyi the Soundologist: Yes. Go forth and listen now!