Fun says, "My Comic - The Cuckooed Prophet Strikes."

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Lo and behold! The world had already ended! All of you are dead!

Abang the Brother: Are you alright? Do you want me to bring you to the doctor?

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: It is written in the holy scripture of the White Paper, the world will end when the chicken that quacks appear and spit on a man. And this man will bring destruction like never before to this world.

Jujur the Honest: Frankly speaking, I've never seen or heard of any chicken that quacks.

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Look at me, I have chicken spits all over me. That chicken spat all over me. I am the Destructor!

Chicken: *Cackle* *cackle*

Abang the Brother: Seriusly, it is cackling, not quacking.

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, it spat on me. I am the Destructor. And I testify that it quacked. It is the prophecized chicken. And I am the Destructor!

Jujur the Honest: So, do you suggest that you are the Destructor, so your claim that it quacks must be true? Thus making you the Destructor? This is absurd...

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, you are demon-possessed. I must destroy you immediately. Argh!!!

(And so, Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet ran around day and night trying to call upon the destructive powers of his to destroy Jujur the Honest while the rest of the world move on with their lives...)

Fun says, "My Comic -"

Pandai the Genius: Oh, I'm such a genius, I know so many things!

Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!

Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)

Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.

Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)

Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!

Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"

Fun says, "My Comic - Office Play."

After weeks of relaxing from the ordeal of the torture chamber, Pandai the Genius finally went back to his business.

(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?

Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.

Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!

Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)

Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!

Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.

That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.

The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.