Fun says, "My Comic - Illegal Modifishing."

Pandai the Genius: What happened here? Why everyone has such a weird and stupid look on them?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.

Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.

Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...

Fun says, "My Comic - Modifisher is Back!"

Ubahikan the Modifisher: That day, I bumped into a friend who brought me to a bar.

Suram the Goth: Oh, then? Is the vampire blood there nice?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: You bet. They had that zealotty feel in the bar. Everyone seems to be a believer of some sort.

Suram the Goth: What do they believe in?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I don't know. They walk in a very culty manner. Like they believe in some sort of walking rituals.

Suram the Goth: Wow, sounds like scary stuffs, I must bash that bar! (Wee...)

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Why is Suram so childishy today? I didn't even manage to tell him that, that bar was set in such a way to film a horror movie!

Fun says, "My Comic - Medical Attention."

Gila the Crackpot: Go! Go! Go! Go chase the ball!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Chase the ball? Why?

Gila the Crackpot: To kick it into the goal post!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, this is the famous sport called foodball?

Gila the crackpot: Foosball, not foobball.

Suram the Goth: That's football, f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l! You both need medical attention!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, medical attention to divert us from foogball?

Suram the Goth: Now I need medical attention...

Gila the Crackpot: COAL!!! Cuckooland beat Notaland seven thousand three hundred forty five to nil!

Suram the Goth: Gaa!!! BOO!

(Thereafter, Gila the Crackpot and Ubahikan the Modifisher have phobia of anything that has to do with ball or balls, which includes fishballs.)

Fun says, "My Comic - Ubahikan's Lamentation."

Ubahikan the Modifisher: *sigh* Life is so tough...I am inproductive, disproductive, unproductive, misproductive, deproductive, abproductive, malproductive and many more but never reproductive...

Ubahikan the Modifisher silently walks out of the screen, feeling down and sad and lonely...



Modifish Dictionary:
Inproductive: (Adj) Trying in vain to produce something unproductive.
Disproductive: (Adj) Causing others not to produce.
Unproductive: (Adj) Not producing.
Misproductive: (Adj) Producing wrong products.
Deproductive: (Adj) Causing something productive to be misproductive.
Abproductive: (Adj) Producing defective and harmful products that seem to be productive.
Malproductive: (Adj) Inability to produce the right product due to wrong raw materials.
Reproductive: (Adj) Something to do with babies. I think you understand it better than me.

Fun says, "My Comic - Hobby is Modifishing."

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Hey, you are ghost! You don't get tired, right? What you do to kill time?

Hantu the Ghost: Nothing much, just hovering around aimlessly. How about you? How do you kill time?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I Modifish whenever I am free.

Hantu the Ghost: What is Modifish?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Don't you know? It's the hippest thing in town!

Hantu the Ghost: No, I don't know. Is it something to do with tearing a fish apart to steal it's soul?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: You are so minimic! You don't even understand a thing!

Hantu the Ghost: What nemanic?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Minimic!!! Argh!

Hantu the Ghost: Gaa!!!

(Weirdly, Hantu the ghost was scared away by Ubahikan the Modifisher's scream...)

P/S:
Minimic
Origin: Unknown. Most probably from a kindergarten kid who mispelled mimic.

Meaning: (adjective) idiotic, ignorant or oblivious.
Meaning: (adjective) being in a state of poor mimicry.
Meaning: (adjective) blind to hips and hops.
Meaning: (adjective) Pride, ego and stupidity all in one.

Fun says, "My Comic -"

Pandai the Genius: Oh, I'm such a genius, I know so many things!

Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!

Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)

Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.

Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)

Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!

Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"

Fun says, "My Comic - The Legend of Modifish."

Once upon a time, in a secluded village of Cuckooland, there was a pair of lovely couple. They live just like any other couples until one day, when the wife was in labour, giving birth to their first and only child.

Wife: Argh, it's painful! I'm so gonna reward myself with a feast of fishes after this.

Husband: Oh dear. I can't bear seeing you in such pain. I shall go get you your feast of fishes.

Midwife: Ok, stop talking and start pushing! PUSH!

Then the husband left to catch a variety of fishes for his wife. Then he left the fishes on the kitchen table and went back to see if his wife has successfully given birth.

Baby: Wua wua wua!!!

Midwife: Congratulation! That's a boy, a cute boy.

Husband: Yippie!

Wife: Dear, can you please go cook for me?

The husband nodded and left for the kitchen.

Husband: Gaa!!! The fishes has changed! These are not the fishes I caught!

Midwife: *Gasp! The coming of your son has modified the fishes!

Wife: Then we shall call our son, Ubahikan the Modifisher!

And this is how, Modifish came into existence. Since then, Ubahikan the Modifisher can't stop Modifishing in his private Modifishery.