Fun says, "My Comic - Give Me Solution."

Gila the Crackpot: Oh gosh! I am stressed! I can't take it anymore!

Suram the Goth: Oh, here, try this, this is a good solution for you.

Gila the Crackpot: Gaa! The pain is excruciating! I'll think about using that, Suram. Thanks. Argh! I am very stressed!

Suram the Goth: ...

(The next day...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Sobz* my boyfriend ditched me. I can't live without him! *Wailing like banshee*

Suram the Goth: Oh, have you talked to him regarding your issue?

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I'll think about whether to talk to him or not. *Wailing like banshee* He doesn't love me anymore!

(The 3rd day...)

Hantu the Ghost: I've been sick for many days. This is killing me. I need cure! Give me CURE!!!

Suram the Goth: Here's the medicine for you.

Hantu the Ghost: Oh, that looks good. But I will need to think about it. Oh SAVE ME! I am in pain! The sickness is excruciating! Gaa!!!

(Finally, Suram the Goth can take no more and strangled everyone to their gruesome death...)

Fun says, "My Comic - Busy?"

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh dear Abang, can we go dating tonight?

Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?

Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?

Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.

Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.

Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!

(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)

Fun says, "My Comic - Gua the Caveman AKA Gua the Tech-Savvy Caveman."

Suram the (Cloud of Ionized Poisonous) Goth: Biz, biz...

Innocent Passerby: Gaa. Ick!...I...I...caaannttt......brrrr....brrr....eah....hhhed....Ick....Ack...

Suram the (Cloud of Ionized Poisonous) Goth: Biz, biz...

Hantu the (Field of Rainbow Coloured Electric) Ghost: Zap, zap...

Unsuspecting Passerby: Aaaaahhhhhhh!!! (only dust is left...)

Hantu the (Field of Rainbow Coloured Electric) Ghost: Zap, zap...

Gua the Caveman: Bang! Bang! (as he fires his naturaliser) Back to normal both of you!

Suram the Ghost: Yikes, what happened? Yikes! Why I can't see myself?

Hantu the Goth: Wow, I materialized! Weeeeeee!!!

Gua the Caveman: Oops, I pressed the wrong button.

Suram the Ghost: Change me back to my body!!!

Hantu the Goth: Raa!!! I'll kill you!

Gua the Caveman: Yikes! Press escape!

Suram the Ghost & Hantu the Goth: (*Blink* *Blink*) Where did he go? (*Blink* *Blink*)

Fun says, "My Comic - The Terror Continues."

At one side of Cuckooland...
Suram the Goth: Muahaha! It's so nice scaring people to their death!

Innocent Citizens: Gaa!!! Run!!! Gaa!!! For!!! Gaa!!! Your!!! Gaa!!! Life!!! Gaa!!!

Suram the Goth: Boo!

Innocent Citizens: Ack! (Cardiac arrest...)...*Cough...Ek!...

At the other side of Cuckooland...
Hantu the Ghost: Weeeeeeeeeeeee... (bouncing around...)

Innocent Citizens: GAAaaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA.....(Spinning around, trying to keep Hantu the Ghost in view)

Hantu the Ghost: :P

Innocent Citizens: (Pee on pants and start foaming in the mouths...)

And in the middle of Cuckooland...
Suram the Goth and Hantu the Ghost: (turn around and face each other)

Suram the Goth and Hantu the Ghost: Yikes!!!

Suram the Goth ionized into a cloud of poisonous ions due to the fear of Hantu the Ghost while Hantu the Ghost turned into a rainbow coloured electrical field that zaps all unsuspecting passerbies due to the eeriness of Suram the Goth.

Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."

Good day. This will be a brief news as our all famous country, Cuckooland, falls into turmoil.

For some unknown reason, Suram the Goth started to terrorize the nation, causing fear and chaos in the nation. Hantu the Ghost saw that it was fun and he joined in the turmoil early in the afternoon. People are dying out on the streets due heart attacks. Some poorer dudes froze into stones. Some even poorer Cuckoolanders demoleculized into arrays of atoms zooming randomly all over the country, trying to run away from the gothic terror of Suram the Goth and killing many more people in the process.

Due to serious fear of attack in the news center, our news shall end here See you again in the next session of Prime Time Fun Flash.

Fun says, "My Comic - Hobby is Modifishing."

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Hey, you are ghost! You don't get tired, right? What you do to kill time?

Hantu the Ghost: Nothing much, just hovering around aimlessly. How about you? How do you kill time?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I Modifish whenever I am free.

Hantu the Ghost: What is Modifish?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Don't you know? It's the hippest thing in town!

Hantu the Ghost: No, I don't know. Is it something to do with tearing a fish apart to steal it's soul?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: You are so minimic! You don't even understand a thing!

Hantu the Ghost: What nemanic?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Minimic!!! Argh!

Hantu the Ghost: Gaa!!!

(Weirdly, Hantu the ghost was scared away by Ubahikan the Modifisher's scream...)

P/S:
Minimic
Origin: Unknown. Most probably from a kindergarten kid who mispelled mimic.

Meaning: (adjective) idiotic, ignorant or oblivious.
Meaning: (adjective) being in a state of poor mimicry.
Meaning: (adjective) blind to hips and hops.
Meaning: (adjective) Pride, ego and stupidity all in one.

Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."

Welcome, thanks for watching Prime Time Fun Flash, where all the news are funny.

Let go to tonight's highlight:

Forest are being cleared faster than ever due to high demand for white papers.

Scientists discover a being that lived more than a thousand years.

Now, let's go into the details.
Due to the rise of the new religion of worshipping white papers, the demand for white paper skyrocketed. Loggers work harder than ever to supply for this demand, trying to earn a bucket. Reason for the rise of this very weird religion is still unknown. Our news crews have been diligently researching for the cause but they found nothing so far.

Scientist from all over the world flocked to Cuckooland today. They claimed to have discovered a being that lived more than a thousand years. Our effective crews successfully gotten an exclusive interview with this being. Here's the content:

News crew: Hello, what is your name?

Hantu the Ghost: My name is Hantu the Ghost.

News crew: Then, what are you?

Hantu the Ghost: Are you stupid! I'm a ghost!

News crew: Oh, ok. Then, how long have you been around here?

Hantu the Ghost: I can't remember for sure...but I remember that I witnessed the whole process of the rise and fall of Roman Empire...

News crew: Wow! That was more than one thousand years ago! What the &*@#%%!&@#)%! are you!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hantu the Ghost: Boo!

(News crew got heart attack...)

Oops, sorry, that shouldn't be broadcasted. Again thank you for reading, Prime Time Fun Flash. Until we meet again, good bye.

Fun says, "My Comic - Idolatry."

Hantu the Ghost: Hey Pandai, what are you doing bowing over a piece of white paper?

Pandai the Genius: This, is the paper of Tak Apa Mindset! It contains the wisdom of all times! I worship it!

Jangka the Predictor: I foresee that Tak Apa Mindset will rule the world!

Hantu the Ghost & Suram the Goth: Wow! All hail Tak Apa Mindset!

Pandai the Genius: Muahaha!

In the meantime, Cinta the Clueless Lover is falling in love with a piece of black paper...

Fun says, "My Comic - My Comics in Sculpture Class."

In a sculpture class...

Suram the Goth: (Put a piece of stone on the table and started pouring bloods of all types on it)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Kissing the stone nonstop, hoping to create a handsome face out of it)

Hantu the Ghost: (Trying to smash the stone to no avail as he could not lift the stone. He can't affect any physical object...)

Jangka the Predictor: (Sitting there, staring at the stone, trying to predict what will come out of it)

Abang the Brother: (Starts to wrap diapers on the stone, scaring it might pee and dirty the table)

Bunyi the Soundologist: (Running various sound waves into the stone. No one has any idea what he is up to)

I'd like write more about some other characters but they belong to my friend. So, I'll leave them to him to write. As for me...I'm not a comic character...so I don't have to be involved in this stupid sculpture class...

Fun says, "My Comic - Cinta the Clueless Lover and Hantu the Ghost."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I've finally forgotten...what's his name...I can't even remember his face...

(Cinta sees Hantu the Ghost.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Wah! What a handsome creature! I'm in love!

(Cinta runs to meet Hantu the Ghost.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hi, I'm Cinta. And I love you. What's your name?

Hantu the Ghost: Boo! I'm a ghost! I'm 1,000,000,000 years old. You are too immature to me. I can't be with you. Go and die.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Ok, I love you and I'll do anything and everything to you.

(Cinta the Clueless Lover tries to commit suicide by eating chocolate icecreams.)

Hantu the Ghost: (Sweating profusely...due to Cinta's naivety...)

Suram the Goth: It will be gothic for you to scare her now, as all ghosts should do, while she's busy eating chocolate icecreams. Then run like hell. Muahaha!

Fun says, "My comic - Hantu the Ghost."

After 30 minutes of rock music, Jangka the Predictor is holding on a worm, trying hard to hear what it sings.

Jangka the Predictor: Come on, Mr Worm, sing louder please!

Suddenly, came a voice to Jangka the Predictor!

Hantu the Ghost: Lalalalalalalala....dadadadadadadad......bababababababa....

Jangka the Predictor: Gaa! The voice! Such eerie voice!

Since then, Jangka the Predictor is not just blind, he is deaf as well...