Fun says, "My Comic - The Escape."

Underlings: What torture do you want for today?

Pandai the Genius: Erm, we've been here for so many days, I think it is time for you to give us the ultimate torture.

Underlings: And what is that?

Tulis the Scribbler: Hey, what are you trying to do? They might just torture us to death!

Pandai the Genius: Ya, better dead than see this next torture!

Underlings: Tell us quickly!!!

Pandai the Genius: Ok ok. Just release our chains and throw Dera the Torturer into the swamps. Make sure he drown big times. That'll be torturous to us.

Underlings: Yes, that sounds like the ultimate torture! Let's do it, buddies.

And thus, Pandai the Genius and Tulis the Scribbler escaped the Torture Chamber of Cuckooland...

Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."

Good evening, welcome to Prime Time Fun Flash where all the news are written by a madman.

Today's highlight is in fact today's only news. Cuckooland is going cuckoo due to their lost of the greatest advisor, Pandai the Genius.

It has been days since the missing of Pandai the Genius who always provide solutions to the various issues in the country. Pandai the Genius seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from Cuckooland. With Pandai the Genius gone, the nation is now ruled by a menagerie of idiots, pigs, moles, bacterias and comic characters.

Laws and policies kept getting changed every other minute, making the people of Cuckooland unable to cope with the speed of the changes. In addition to that, the people of Cuckooland can't stop worshipping white papers. Their level of ignorance has reach maximum level that they actually think that the high-speed changes are good for them. One minute walking on legs are totally banned, the next minute everyone must hop and the next hand-walking is made the national way of travelling.

Such changes are getting way out of hand that we outsiders concluded that Cuckoolanders are really cuckooed. Yet, we love them so much. So, let's go to Cuckooland and be cuckoo like them!

Thank you for reading Prime Time Fun Flash! Don't forget to visit Cuckooland whenever you can.

Fun says, "My Comic - Incompetent Underlings of Dera the Torturer."

Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, how do you feel after getting my torture?

Pandai the Genius: Er...Er...a....a littwel....bitzy o hi...

Tulis the Scribbler: Egrii....bari hai...

Dera the Torturer: Underlings! What have you been feeding them both?

Underlings: This white sugar, as you commanded, master!

Dera the Torturer: Gaa! Those are ecstacy powder!!! And you should be giving them sugar cane! Not sugar!

Underlings: But sugar comes from sugar cane. They are same, master.

Dera the Torturer: You idiots! When I say sugar cane, I want it to be sugar cane! Do this again and I'll fry you all. Now go and prepare the next torture!

Underlings: Yes, master. But...what is the next torture? We don't think we have next torture.

Dera the Torturer: (!!!)...we don't have a next torture! Gaa!!!

And there it went, Dera the Torturer became a victim of his own torturous ideas...