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Today's highlight is in fact today's only news. Cuckooland is going cuckoo due to their lost of the greatest advisor, Pandai the Genius.

It has been days since the missing of Pandai the Genius who always provide solutions to the various issues in the country. Pandai the Genius seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from Cuckooland. With Pandai the Genius gone, the nation is now ruled by a menagerie of idiots, pigs, moles, bacterias and comic characters.

Laws and policies kept getting changed every other minute, making the people of Cuckooland unable to cope with the speed of the changes. In addition to that, the people of Cuckooland can't stop worshipping white papers. Their level of ignorance has reach maximum level that they actually think that the high-speed changes are good for them. One minute walking on legs are totally banned, the next minute everyone must hop and the next hand-walking is made the national way of travelling.

Such changes are getting way out of hand that we outsiders concluded that Cuckoolanders are really cuckooed. Yet, we love them so much. So, let's go to Cuckooland and be cuckoo like them!

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