For 30 days, the idiot drowned in the ocean of love. And now, he is truly suffocating. How could that idiot really believed that effort can make love work? In this cruel world, effort means nothing to love. To get love, you need to be:
1) Handsome
2) Rich
3) Diehard romantic
4) Fake
5) Evil
If you happen to miss any one of those requirement, I wish you good luck in finding love, at least love in the earthly definition, that is...
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Fun says, "My Poem - I Saw Tears."
Today I saw tears in her eyes,
Tears that I have no desire of seeing,
That made my heart shattered into pieces.
Should I not be the knight on a white stallion,
One with a shining armour,
One who can always sweep her off her feet?
Why then has she cried?
Was it my failure as her protector and entertainer?
Or was it the fear of reliving the hurt of her previous relationship?
What can I do?
How can I make her happy?
I do not know...
But I know I do love her...
Tears that I have no desire of seeing,
That made my heart shattered into pieces.
Should I not be the knight on a white stallion,
One with a shining armour,
One who can always sweep her off her feet?
Why then has she cried?
Was it my failure as her protector and entertainer?
Or was it the fear of reliving the hurt of her previous relationship?
What can I do?
How can I make her happy?
I do not know...
But I know I do love her...
Friday, July 25, 2008
Fun says, "Curse the Perverts."
Friends and family,
Please be alert that there are perverts setting up fashion shops with perverted intention. They design their changing rooms/areas so that they are not totally enclosed 360 degrees. Then they set up CCTV aiming at the mirror to film girls changing.
Please be alert and aware of such scenarios. Take photos of the CCTV and the name of the shop and also the design as proof. Then report this to the police and media. Make sure everyone knows and condemn that bloody shop.
And everyone, please do contribute in cursing those perverts that they may have no peace, health and wealth as long as they are so perverse.
May G-d make them suffer until they repent. Amen. And may G-d foil all their evil plans. Amen.
Please be alert that there are perverts setting up fashion shops with perverted intention. They design their changing rooms/areas so that they are not totally enclosed 360 degrees. Then they set up CCTV aiming at the mirror to film girls changing.
Please be alert and aware of such scenarios. Take photos of the CCTV and the name of the shop and also the design as proof. Then report this to the police and media. Make sure everyone knows and condemn that bloody shop.
And everyone, please do contribute in cursing those perverts that they may have no peace, health and wealth as long as they are so perverse.
May G-d make them suffer until they repent. Amen. And may G-d foil all their evil plans. Amen.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - End of Day."
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Hear O' citizens of Cuckooland, the end of day is here! Embrace yourself and prepare for it's coming!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Oh, no! Then what should we do? Gaa!!! (Panic and screaming and running around like crazy.)
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Don't worry! Just go home and sleep! And wait for tomorrow.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Aren't we going to die today?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Did I say that? I just said that the day is coming to an end and we should go back to rest.
Citizens of Cuckooland: (>.<")
Citizens of Cuckooland: Oh, no! Then what should we do? Gaa!!! (Panic and screaming and running around like crazy.)
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Don't worry! Just go home and sleep! And wait for tomorrow.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Aren't we going to die today?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Did I say that? I just said that the day is coming to an end and we should go back to rest.
Citizens of Cuckooland: (>.<")
Monday, July 21, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Thousand Second Rebellion of Cuckooland."
While the citizens of Cuckooland are so happy with Suram the Goth's plan for the nation...
Citizens of Cuckooland: Vote Suram the Goth!
Dera the Torturer: SILENT, you idiots! You all think Cuckooland is a land of democracy? This is the land of anarchy!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Since we don't have law and government, can't we make our own?
Dera the Torturer: Too late! Muahaha, I shall now rule all over you with an ironfist as your king! Go enslave everyone, underlings!
Underlings: Yes, master! (Then they jumped around like monkeys eating bananas...)
Citizens of Cuckooland: Let's overthrow this ironfist king! We want democracy!
...and thus the famous Thousand Second Rebellion of Cuckooland that lasted only 1000 seconds.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Vote Suram the Goth!
Dera the Torturer: SILENT, you idiots! You all think Cuckooland is a land of democracy? This is the land of anarchy!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Since we don't have law and government, can't we make our own?
Dera the Torturer: Too late! Muahaha, I shall now rule all over you with an ironfist as your king! Go enslave everyone, underlings!
Underlings: Yes, master! (Then they jumped around like monkeys eating bananas...)
Citizens of Cuckooland: Let's overthrow this ironfist king! We want democracy!
...and thus the famous Thousand Second Rebellion of Cuckooland that lasted only 1000 seconds.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Election."
In the election period...
Suram the Goth: Vote for me, O citizens of Cuckooland!
Citziens of Cuckooland: Why should we?
Suram the Goth: Because I will make this nation a great nation to be recorded in the Guiness World Record.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Really? How?
Suram the Goth: I will build hospitals surrounded by a big graveyard. I will build lighthouses and make discos out of it. I will build schools that rear schools of fishes. I will build police stations and device secret bank robberies from in there. I will build lockups to lock all the policemen. I will build infrastructures that you can never imagine and demolish them to make ruin arts out of it. These will make Cuckooland the only land in this world that is totally cuckooed!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Wow, what a vision! All hail Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth!
...there goes the nation of Cuckoos...
Suram the Goth: Vote for me, O citizens of Cuckooland!
Citziens of Cuckooland: Why should we?
Suram the Goth: Because I will make this nation a great nation to be recorded in the Guiness World Record.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Really? How?
Suram the Goth: I will build hospitals surrounded by a big graveyard. I will build lighthouses and make discos out of it. I will build schools that rear schools of fishes. I will build police stations and device secret bank robberies from in there. I will build lockups to lock all the policemen. I will build infrastructures that you can never imagine and demolish them to make ruin arts out of it. These will make Cuckooland the only land in this world that is totally cuckooed!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Wow, what a vision! All hail Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth!
...there goes the nation of Cuckoos...
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
范说:"苏打绿的小情歌:'就算整个世界被寂寞绑票,我也不会奔跑.'"
我会永远永远的留在你身边，陪伴你度过世界一切切的挑战，困难，打击和痛苦。我有和你常相厮守的冲动，不想让你孤独面对残酷的人生。我希望我可以为你带来幸福与快乐，给你童话的结局。我爱你！
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Fun says, "A Love Story."
Once there was an idiot. He was such an idiot that he could not get a girlfriend. He was very distressed as he felt very lonely. And he prayed hard to G-d to allow him to find a good girlfriend whom he will be able to love and care for and give to.
He wasn't so confident that G-d has heard his prayer, as years gone by while he was still alone. The more he waited, the sadder he became. So depressed had this little idiot became that he started torturing himself to get the emotional pain out of his head while he is occupied with the physical pain.
One day, out of the blue, a lovely lady came into his live. And right that moment he saw, he saw that G-d has finally arranged for him. He was so excited that he did all he could to make the lady happy. He tried all the means he knew of to let the lady know that he loved her. The lady happily accepted the approach of this poor idiot. And the idiot felt happiness he never felt before. And he thanked G-d for it.
Then an angel of the L-rd came to this man. He said to him, "You are not matured enough and you have no money to support her. She is not the one for you. When your time come, you will be provided for. Trust in the L-rd."
Upon hearing this news from an angel of the L-rd, this poor idiot felt his world collapse. He didn't know what to do. He thought the lady loved him as she was very friendly and open to him. He wanted to love this adorable lady. He wanted to love and be loved in return.
That night, he prayed hard to G-d again, saying, "I love her, my L-rd. I pray to You to make her the one for me. I want to love and I want to be loved. Please help me!" He didn't know what G-d has planned for him but he knew he must still move on with his life.
Seeing that the sweet lady was still happy, he thought maybe the angel's prediction was not accurate. He thought he could change a prophecy from an angel, as only G-d has the final say in anything that happens. Thus he continued his pursue to win the lady's heart.
Out of a sudden, the lady didn't like him anymore. She started rejecting him and making him feel awful by disapproving him. She said he wasn't mature enough for her. He was devastated by this unexpected change. He thought to himself, "Have I wrongly judged a class C lady as a class A lady?"
He brood long and hard on the issue. Why o why, has the L-rd given me a taste of love and then took it from me? Then he finally decided that G-d wanted him to learn. Learn to love as a husband should love his wife.
There, he continued to try to win the heart of the lady as he truly loved her. Yet she rejected him and said hurtful words to him. There, he saw that the words of the angel had came true. He has nothing to grumble nor complain. He decided to let go and move on.
Several months after that, he didn't even contact the lady and he almost forgot her. Almost. Until one day, she initiated a contact again. Suddenly, he was in love again, and this time, she was in love too. And they got together.
The idiot's friend came up and told him, "You have changed. You are more mature now. And she has changed too as I thought you are with another lady." There, the idiot recalled the angel's word. You are not matured enough. That is one of the criteria for a successful relationship and G-d has provided the training to make him more mature. And he recalled his prayer to G-d to make her the one for him. Thus the L-rd trained her as well and made them a fitful couple.
The idiot cried when he realized this. Now he could be sure that G-d is all-loving and provides for all. He was awed and touched by the L-rd's personal involvement in making his life complete. Halleluyah! Halleluyah! Halleluyah! (meaning: Praise the L-rd!)
He wasn't so confident that G-d has heard his prayer, as years gone by while he was still alone. The more he waited, the sadder he became. So depressed had this little idiot became that he started torturing himself to get the emotional pain out of his head while he is occupied with the physical pain.
One day, out of the blue, a lovely lady came into his live. And right that moment he saw, he saw that G-d has finally arranged for him. He was so excited that he did all he could to make the lady happy. He tried all the means he knew of to let the lady know that he loved her. The lady happily accepted the approach of this poor idiot. And the idiot felt happiness he never felt before. And he thanked G-d for it.
Then an angel of the L-rd came to this man. He said to him, "You are not matured enough and you have no money to support her. She is not the one for you. When your time come, you will be provided for. Trust in the L-rd."
Upon hearing this news from an angel of the L-rd, this poor idiot felt his world collapse. He didn't know what to do. He thought the lady loved him as she was very friendly and open to him. He wanted to love this adorable lady. He wanted to love and be loved in return.
That night, he prayed hard to G-d again, saying, "I love her, my L-rd. I pray to You to make her the one for me. I want to love and I want to be loved. Please help me!" He didn't know what G-d has planned for him but he knew he must still move on with his life.
Seeing that the sweet lady was still happy, he thought maybe the angel's prediction was not accurate. He thought he could change a prophecy from an angel, as only G-d has the final say in anything that happens. Thus he continued his pursue to win the lady's heart.
Out of a sudden, the lady didn't like him anymore. She started rejecting him and making him feel awful by disapproving him. She said he wasn't mature enough for her. He was devastated by this unexpected change. He thought to himself, "Have I wrongly judged a class C lady as a class A lady?"
He brood long and hard on the issue. Why o why, has the L-rd given me a taste of love and then took it from me? Then he finally decided that G-d wanted him to learn. Learn to love as a husband should love his wife.
There, he continued to try to win the heart of the lady as he truly loved her. Yet she rejected him and said hurtful words to him. There, he saw that the words of the angel had came true. He has nothing to grumble nor complain. He decided to let go and move on.
Several months after that, he didn't even contact the lady and he almost forgot her. Almost. Until one day, she initiated a contact again. Suddenly, he was in love again, and this time, she was in love too. And they got together.
The idiot's friend came up and told him, "You have changed. You are more mature now. And she has changed too as I thought you are with another lady." There, the idiot recalled the angel's word. You are not matured enough. That is one of the criteria for a successful relationship and G-d has provided the training to make him more mature. And he recalled his prayer to G-d to make her the one for him. Thus the L-rd trained her as well and made them a fitful couple.
The idiot cried when he realized this. Now he could be sure that G-d is all-loving and provides for all. He was awed and touched by the L-rd's personal involvement in making his life complete. Halleluyah! Halleluyah! Halleluyah! (meaning: Praise the L-rd!)
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Office Play."
After weeks of relaxing from the ordeal of the torture chamber, Pandai the Genius finally went back to his business.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
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