Fun says, "My Comic - Gua the Caveman AKA Gua the Tech-Savvy Caveman."

Suram the (Cloud of Ionized Poisonous) Goth: Biz, biz...

Innocent Passerby: Gaa. Ick!...I...I...caaannttt......brrrr....brrr....eah....hhhed....Ick....Ack...

Suram the (Cloud of Ionized Poisonous) Goth: Biz, biz...

Hantu the (Field of Rainbow Coloured Electric) Ghost: Zap, zap...

Unsuspecting Passerby: Aaaaahhhhhhh!!! (only dust is left...)

Hantu the (Field of Rainbow Coloured Electric) Ghost: Zap, zap...

Gua the Caveman: Bang! Bang! (as he fires his naturaliser) Back to normal both of you!

Suram the Ghost: Yikes, what happened? Yikes! Why I can't see myself?

Hantu the Goth: Wow, I materialized! Weeeeeee!!!

Gua the Caveman: Oops, I pressed the wrong button.

Suram the Ghost: Change me back to my body!!!

Hantu the Goth: Raa!!! I'll kill you!

Gua the Caveman: Yikes! Press escape!

Suram the Ghost & Hantu the Goth: (*Blink* *Blink*) Where did he go? (*Blink* *Blink*)

Fun says, "My Comic - The Terror Continues."

At one side of Cuckooland...
Suram the Goth: Muahaha! It's so nice scaring people to their death!

Innocent Citizens: Gaa!!! Run!!! Gaa!!! For!!! Gaa!!! Your!!! Gaa!!! Life!!! Gaa!!!

Suram the Goth: Boo!

Innocent Citizens: Ack! (Cardiac arrest...)...*Cough...Ek!...

At the other side of Cuckooland...
Hantu the Ghost: Weeeeeeeeeeeee... (bouncing around...)

Innocent Citizens: GAAaaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA.....(Spinning around, trying to keep Hantu the Ghost in view)

Hantu the Ghost: :P

Innocent Citizens: (Pee on pants and start foaming in the mouths...)

And in the middle of Cuckooland...
Suram the Goth and Hantu the Ghost: (turn around and face each other)

Suram the Goth and Hantu the Ghost: Yikes!!!

Suram the Goth ionized into a cloud of poisonous ions due to the fear of Hantu the Ghost while Hantu the Ghost turned into a rainbow coloured electrical field that zaps all unsuspecting passerbies due to the eeriness of Suram the Goth.

Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."

Good day. This will be a brief news as our all famous country, Cuckooland, falls into turmoil.

For some unknown reason, Suram the Goth started to terrorize the nation, causing fear and chaos in the nation. Hantu the Ghost saw that it was fun and he joined in the turmoil early in the afternoon. People are dying out on the streets due heart attacks. Some poorer dudes froze into stones. Some even poorer Cuckoolanders demoleculized into arrays of atoms zooming randomly all over the country, trying to run away from the gothic terror of Suram the Goth and killing many more people in the process.

Due to serious fear of attack in the news center, our news shall end here See you again in the next session of Prime Time Fun Flash.

Fun says, "My Comic - Hobby is Modifishing."

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Hey, you are ghost! You don't get tired, right? What you do to kill time?

Hantu the Ghost: Nothing much, just hovering around aimlessly. How about you? How do you kill time?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I Modifish whenever I am free.

Hantu the Ghost: What is Modifish?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Don't you know? It's the hippest thing in town!

Hantu the Ghost: No, I don't know. Is it something to do with tearing a fish apart to steal it's soul?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: You are so minimic! You don't even understand a thing!

Hantu the Ghost: What nemanic?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Minimic!!! Argh!

Hantu the Ghost: Gaa!!!

(Weirdly, Hantu the ghost was scared away by Ubahikan the Modifisher's scream...)

P/S:
Minimic
Origin: Unknown. Most probably from a kindergarten kid who mispelled mimic.

Meaning: (adjective) idiotic, ignorant or oblivious.
Meaning: (adjective) being in a state of poor mimicry.
Meaning: (adjective) blind to hips and hops.
Meaning: (adjective) Pride, ego and stupidity all in one.

范说:"彭羚的让我跟你走:'如若你肯靠紧我 你愿疼惜我 未悔当初.'"

哭了一整天，如果始终还是如果。如果你肯...

Fun says, "My Comic - Cluelessly in Love."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, look at Suram the Goth, he is so HANDSOME!

Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Ya, ya. I agree. Agree.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: But he already has a dozen of girlfriends. I don't even know if he notices me.

Jujur the Honest: I don't think you should love him. He is such a womaniser!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: But he is so attractively irresistable!

Gila the Crackpot: Then just go ahead and love him and get hurt. Wee!!! (Jumping around excitingly)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: But I am afraid of getting hurt... :(

Jangka the Predictor: Thou shall not love, for thou art an idiot!

*Whack* *whack* *whack*...

Jangka the Predictor got whacked until he became a 猪头饼...

Fun says, "My Comic -"

Pandai the Genius: Oh, I'm such a genius, I know so many things!

Suram the Goth: But you do not know how to not be afraid of me. Boo! Muahaha!

Pandai the Genius: (Difficulty in breathing, pain in chest, approaching heart attack...)

Bunyi the Soundologist: Stop it! You are going to kill him. Let me cure him first. Beep. Beep. Bup beep.

Jujur the Honest: You might know many things but learning is a life long process. We must learn everyday.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, I learned a lot everyday from my heartbreaking experiences. Yet the more I learn, the less I am able to find true love! (Crying and wailing like crazy, running around the room...)

Pandai the Genius: Ironic, isn't it? The more we learn the less we seem to know, that's why I never learn, I just know.

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Ya, learning makes us feel so nano-y!

Pandai the Genius: Nano-y? ><"