Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."

Good day. This will be a brief news as our all famous country, Cuckooland, falls into turmoil.

For some unknown reason, Suram the Goth started to terrorize the nation, causing fear and chaos in the nation. Hantu the Ghost saw that it was fun and he joined in the turmoil early in the afternoon. People are dying out on the streets due heart attacks. Some poorer dudes froze into stones. Some even poorer Cuckoolanders demoleculized into arrays of atoms zooming randomly all over the country, trying to run away from the gothic terror of Suram the Goth and killing many more people in the process.

Due to serious fear of attack in the news center, our news shall end here See you again in the next session of Prime Time Fun Flash.