(Abang the Brother and Cinta the Clueless Lover are dating...)
Abang the Brother: Do you mind if I pick my nose?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: No, go ahead and pick.
Abang the Brother: *Pick* *pick*
Abang the Brother: Do you mind if I drink soup with my nose?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Do whatever you like. I am enjoying every moment with you.
Abang the Brother: *Drink* *drink*
Abang the Brother: Can I suck my toe? I have this weird habit since I was a baby.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Sure. Go ahead and suck.
(The next day...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Suram, why is Abang acting all weird, picking his nose, drinking soup with his nose and sucking his toe in public?
Suram the Goth: I have no idea...
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, why is Abang acting all weird, picking his nose, drinking soup with his nose and sucking his toe in public?
Jangka the Predictor: I predicted that someone is encouraging his weird behaviour!
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gaa!!! It's the end of the world! Run! Run! Run!
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yer...so dirty
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