Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh dear Abang, can we go dating tonight?
Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?
Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?
Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.
Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.
Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!
(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)
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