Fun says, "My Comic - The Legend of Modifish."

Once upon a time, in a secluded village of Cuckooland, there was a pair of lovely couple. They live just like any other couples until one day, when the wife was in labour, giving birth to their first and only child.

Wife: Argh, it's painful! I'm so gonna reward myself with a feast of fishes after this.

Husband: Oh dear. I can't bear seeing you in such pain. I shall go get you your feast of fishes.

Midwife: Ok, stop talking and start pushing! PUSH!

Then the husband left to catch a variety of fishes for his wife. Then he left the fishes on the kitchen table and went back to see if his wife has successfully given birth.

Baby: Wua wua wua!!!

Midwife: Congratulation! That's a boy, a cute boy.

Husband: Yippie!

Wife: Dear, can you please go cook for me?

The husband nodded and left for the kitchen.

Husband: Gaa!!! The fishes has changed! These are not the fishes I caught!

Midwife: *Gasp! The coming of your son has modified the fishes!

Wife: Then we shall call our son, Ubahikan the Modifisher!

And this is how, Modifish came into existence. Since then, Ubahikan the Modifisher can't stop Modifishing in his private Modifishery.

Fun says, "It's Friday and I am still Modifishing!!!"

Here's an inconcise and outrageous definition for the word Modifish:

(noun): Modified English
Example: I speak Modifish as good as English.

(noun): A breed of fish found in Cuckooland. Modifish is only available for catching on Thursdays and weekends.
Example: Modifish is tasty when you leave it to rot until Wednesday.

(verb): Creating new words creatively.
Example: I am modifishing now at this moment, on this blog entry.

(verb): The act of catching modifish.
Example: It's Friday and I am still Modifishing!!!

Derivation:
Modifishation: (Noun) The process to Modifish.
Example: After Modifishation, John can now speak more fluently.

Modifishingly: (Adjective) In a modified way.
Example: Yasmine Modifishingly drove her way to Modifish during last weekend.

Modifishery: (Noun) A place where Modifish is reared for people to Modifish.
Example: I went to the Modifishery hoping to Modifish but the place was closed due to Modifishation.

Modifished: (Adjective) Seriously modified, usually in a weird way.
Example: You Modifished your boss' car? You are so Modifished.

Stay tune for more of our Modifished inconcise and outrageous translation of Modifish to English.

Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash - World Superhero Day."

Good evening. Welcome to Prime Time Fun Flash where all the news are flashy and fun.

Today, being the World Superhero Day, we've sent out our crews all across the nation to interview famous people to know about their views on superheroes. But before that, let's have a brief introduction of this World Superhero Day.

World Superhero Day is a festive that falls randomly on any date from 1st January till 31st December every year. No one can predict it's coming. It is just suddenly there one day and the people just celebrate. And what do we celebrate? We celebrate the glory and stupidity of our superheroes such as those who are great in saving lives but do not know how to wear their clothes in proper order. And this gives us inspiration to be like them, glorious but stupid. In another word, NOTORIOUS!

Now, let's go to our crew and see what they've got.

News crew: Good evening! Here, we have a group of people from Cuckooland.

From background: (Loud cheers!!!)

News crew: Let's have a look at our pre-recorded interview on what these people want as their super power.

(Flash...)

Suram the Goth: I want the power to be able to freak the whole world out with my scariness. Muahaha!

(Flash...)

Pandai the Genius: I want the power to make people become stupider. (Sly smile)

(Flash...)

Hantu the Ghost: Power? I have too many powers. For Abu's sake, I am a ghost! Duh!

News crew: ><"

(Flash...)

Abang the Brother: I want the power to make all the people my siblings. Yippie, a hapyp world filled with love! But then, everyone will be doing incest! Yikes!

(Flash...)

Bunyi the Soundologist: I don't want super power. I just want that last key to solving my last hurdle to creating the cancer-treating music.

(Flash...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I want the power to make guys fall in love with me. I never had a relationship before...waaa...waaa (crying so loud that the earth shook)

(Flash...)

Gila the Crackpot: Well, of course I wanted the power to crack pots at one look. That's my hobby.

(And there it was, the lense of the camera cracked...)

(Flash...)

Underlings: We want the power to overthrow our ironfist torturer!!!

(Flash...)

Dera the Torturer: I want the power to torture!!! Torture!!! Muahaha!!!

(Flash...)

200 plus students: We just want to pass our exams.

(Flash...)

Tulis the Scribbler: I'd love to have the power to scribble everything I want in a blink.

(Flash...)

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Powers? Haha, I am a prophet! What other powers are there that is greater than prophethood?

News crew: I don't know. Maybe there might be something else that you want.

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: *Gasp!!! I saw a black mass. Dark and travelling at high velocity. It brings imminent doom! Gaa!!! Too dark!!!

News crew: What are you talking about?

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: It is falling! Death! Gaa!!!

(*Splat! There goes the news crew...)

(Flash...)

Oops. Sorry for that violent scene. That's all for today's Fun Flash. See you again, next random day. Good night.

Fun says, "My Comic - The Great Teacher?"

Setting: Pandai the Genius giving a lecture on cuckoo behaviour to some 200 plus students in the Technology University of Cuckooland (TUC).

Somewhere in the middle of the class...

Pandai the Genius: Being cuckooed means...?

200 plus students: ...

Pandai the Genius: I know you know the answer. Come on, you there at the back. Cuckooness is what?

Pointed student: ...crazy?

Pandai the Genius: Nonono!!! Wrong! You there, the one with green and red strips. What is the meaning of being a cuckoo?

Green and red strip student: Insane?...Maybe burned a fuse or two?

Pandai the Genius: You idiot! That's not the meaning. The word relates to something. Something you all are very familiar with. What is it?

200 plus students: ...

Pandai the Genius: Come on, you are not that stupid. You know the answer.

200 plus students: Do you think we can read minds? How do we know what you want?

Pandai the Genius: The meaning! Come on. Tell me the meaning!

Gila the Crackpot: The meaning is you are a cuckoo! 200 students not understanding you doesn't mean they are all idiots. It means you are a poor communicator. You cuckoo!

200 plus students: (Claps, thunderous claps...)

Pandai the Genius could not take the humiliation and blew the whole building into smithereens with his explosive brain.

Fun says, "Why why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why do some people seem to have all the happy moments whenever they are together, while others suffer from the very first day they are together?

Why do some people get physical within days into a relationship while others couldn't even get a "I like you" although they are weeks into a relationship?

Why do some people communicate so well with their partners while others kept being misunderstood?

Pathetic, isn't it for the latter ones?...

But it is still debatable as to who will be the winners at the end. We shall wait and see...

Fun says, "My Comic - Introducing Gila."

The setting: In a chinaware shop.

(Crack, Prang, Prang, Crack, Prang, Crack, Crack,...)

Shopowner: What do you think you are doing!!!

Gila the Crackpot: Cracking pots. What else do you think I am doing?

Shopowner: #$%@%!@%!!! You @!#$!@#$!@#!!!

Gila the Crackpot: Why are you so angry? Why do they call me Gila the Crackpot if I don't crack some pots?

Shopowner: (Got a stroke from being overly angry...)

Gila the Crackpot: Serves you right for not knowing I am Gila the Crackpot.

Fun says, "Air Supply's All Out of Love, 'Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone.'"

When love arrives, some people grab it like precious diamonds while others let it slip away.

Those who grab, love like their very being depends on it. They appreciate the love they found. Giving is the only thing they do, loving blindly.

Those who let it slip, stood there admiring the beauty of love but just won't have a slice themselves. And when it is all over, they lament that they don't have any love.

I love you and I grab my love. But do you love me? Please love me or I'll be gone...

Fun says, "My Comic - Complex Relationship."

Air the Venus: Api! I am so stressed!!! Please help me!!!

Api the Martian: Oh, what do you want me to help you on?

Air the Venus: Just help me?

Api the Martian: Exactly what do you expect me to do?

Air the Venus: @#"$&!#$&*!& Are you an idiot!!! Just HELP me!!!!

Api the Martian: ><"...I do not know what you want...I might as well go play a round or two of golf...

(And there this started the first universal war...)