Monday, August 11, 2008

Fun says, "My Comic - The Great Teacher?"

Setting: Pandai the Genius giving a lecture on cuckoo behaviour to some 200 plus students in the Technology University of Cuckooland (TUC).

Somewhere in the middle of the class...

Pandai the Genius: Being cuckooed means...?

200 plus students: ...

Pandai the Genius: I know you know the answer. Come on, you there at the back. Cuckooness is what?

Pointed student: ...crazy?

Pandai the Genius: Nonono!!! Wrong! You there, the one with green and red strips. What is the meaning of being a cuckoo?

Green and red strip student: Insane?...Maybe burned a fuse or two?

Pandai the Genius: You idiot! That's not the meaning. The word relates to something. Something you all are very familiar with. What is it?

200 plus students: ...

Pandai the Genius: Come on, you are not that stupid. You know the answer.

200 plus students: Do you think we can read minds? How do we know what you want?

Pandai the Genius: The meaning! Come on. Tell me the meaning!

Gila the Crackpot: The meaning is you are a cuckoo! 200 students not understanding you doesn't mean they are all idiots. It means you are a poor communicator. You cuckoo!

200 plus students: (Claps, thunderous claps...)

Pandai the Genius could not take the humiliation and blew the whole building into smithereens with his explosive brain.