Setting: Pandai the Genius giving a lecture on cuckoo behaviour to some 200 plus students in the Technology University of Cuckooland (TUC).
Somewhere in the middle of the class...
Pandai the Genius: Being cuckooed means...?
200 plus students: ...
Pandai the Genius: I know you know the answer. Come on, you there at the back. Cuckooness is what?
Pointed student: ...crazy?
Pandai the Genius: Nonono!!! Wrong! You there, the one with green and red strips. What is the meaning of being a cuckoo?
Green and red strip student: Insane?...Maybe burned a fuse or two?
Pandai the Genius: You idiot! That's not the meaning. The word relates to something. Something you all are very familiar with. What is it?
200 plus students: ...
Pandai the Genius: Come on, you are not that stupid. You know the answer.
200 plus students: Do you think we can read minds? How do we know what you want?
Pandai the Genius: The meaning! Come on. Tell me the meaning!
Gila the Crackpot: The meaning is you are a cuckoo! 200 students not understanding you doesn't mean they are all idiots. It means you are a poor communicator. You cuckoo!
200 plus students: (Claps, thunderous claps...)
Pandai the Genius could not take the humiliation and blew the whole building into smithereens with his explosive brain.
Monday, August 11, 2008
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