Here are simple ways to keep your computer clean from viruses and malwares.
Tip #1: Disable autoplay/autorun.
We all know how often when you just plug in your pendrive and there goes your computer, being infected by a myriads of viruses and malwares. Hackers know that people tend to be lazy and keeps the autorun enabled. So, your convenience become theirs as well.
Read from http://support.microsoft.com/kb/967715 to know how to disable autorun.
Tip #2: Learn how to read URL.
URL like http://www.infectyourcomputer.com/virus.htm?photo=nakedgirl.jpg * is OBVIOUSLY NOT a photo of a naked girl. Know how to look at URL to determine if it is a virus site or a real photo.
*That is a made up URL. I don't know if it will lead you anywhere if you click it.
Collorary tip: Don't be such a horny person.
Tip #3: Never click on URL you are not sure of.
A lot of seemingly friendly URL sent by your "friends" may not actually come from your real friends. You can't be too careful.
Tip #4: Read what you are shown and use some common sense.
A lot of viruses and malwares disguise themselves as virus scan results in attempts to fool people into clicking "yes". If you do not read properly and simply press, you might simply be inviting virus into your computer.
Tip #5: If you ever get infected, get an expert to clean it.
Don't be so selfish and infect your friends. What goes around, comes around. You'll end up infecting yourself again the next time, after you cleaned your computer.
Happy protecting your computers, dudes.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - The Interview."
Suram the Goth: Tell me, what are you expecting from this job?
Kira the Mathematician: I am looking to be a statistician for your herbalist's department.
Suram the Goth: Do you know that herbs are actually ineffective? They do not follow science. They do not work. It is only in the mind.
Kira the Mathematician: Oh really?
Suram the Goth: Of course. You see, if this herb is suppose to cure cancer, then it should be that whoever that never eat the herb will get cancer. But we don't see that happening, do we?
Kira the Mathematician: That is illogical! Being a mathematician, I must say that all A's are B's doesn't imply that all B's are A's! That is so incorrect!
Suram the Goth: Who tell you mathematics is correct? Mathematics is only correct in the mathematical context. It doesn't apply to herbs. For herbs, it is all in the mind. Herbs give placebo effects.
Kira the Mathematician: (Decided that Suram the Goth is a goner) Ok, thank you for your time. Good bye.
(Kira the Mathematician exits the scene and calls for medical help for Suram the Goth)
Kira the Mathematician: I am looking to be a statistician for your herbalist's department.
Suram the Goth: Do you know that herbs are actually ineffective? They do not follow science. They do not work. It is only in the mind.
Kira the Mathematician: Oh really?
Suram the Goth: Of course. You see, if this herb is suppose to cure cancer, then it should be that whoever that never eat the herb will get cancer. But we don't see that happening, do we?
Kira the Mathematician: That is illogical! Being a mathematician, I must say that all A's are B's doesn't imply that all B's are A's! That is so incorrect!
Suram the Goth: Who tell you mathematics is correct? Mathematics is only correct in the mathematical context. It doesn't apply to herbs. For herbs, it is all in the mind. Herbs give placebo effects.
Kira the Mathematician: (Decided that Suram the Goth is a goner) Ok, thank you for your time. Good bye.
(Kira the Mathematician exits the scene and calls for medical help for Suram the Goth)
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - The Cuckooed Prophet Strikes."
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Lo and behold! The world had already ended! All of you are dead!
Abang the Brother: Are you alright? Do you want me to bring you to the doctor?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: It is written in the holy scripture of the White Paper, the world will end when the chicken that quacks appear and spit on a man. And this man will bring destruction like never before to this world.
Jujur the Honest: Frankly speaking, I've never seen or heard of any chicken that quacks.
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Look at me, I have chicken spits all over me. That chicken spat all over me. I am the Destructor!
Chicken: *Cackle* *cackle*
Abang the Brother: Seriusly, it is cackling, not quacking.
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, it spat on me. I am the Destructor. And I testify that it quacked. It is the prophecized chicken. And I am the Destructor!
Jujur the Honest: So, do you suggest that you are the Destructor, so your claim that it quacks must be true? Thus making you the Destructor? This is absurd...
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, you are demon-possessed. I must destroy you immediately. Argh!!!
(And so, Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet ran around day and night trying to call upon the destructive powers of his to destroy Jujur the Honest while the rest of the world move on with their lives...)
Abang the Brother: Are you alright? Do you want me to bring you to the doctor?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: It is written in the holy scripture of the White Paper, the world will end when the chicken that quacks appear and spit on a man. And this man will bring destruction like never before to this world.
Jujur the Honest: Frankly speaking, I've never seen or heard of any chicken that quacks.
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Look at me, I have chicken spits all over me. That chicken spat all over me. I am the Destructor!
Chicken: *Cackle* *cackle*
Abang the Brother: Seriusly, it is cackling, not quacking.
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, it spat on me. I am the Destructor. And I testify that it quacked. It is the prophecized chicken. And I am the Destructor!
Jujur the Honest: So, do you suggest that you are the Destructor, so your claim that it quacks must be true? Thus making you the Destructor? This is absurd...
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: No, you are demon-possessed. I must destroy you immediately. Argh!!!
(And so, Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet ran around day and night trying to call upon the destructive powers of his to destroy Jujur the Honest while the rest of the world move on with their lives...)
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - Driving 101."
Gila the Crackpot: I need to drive car. I can't crack pots fast enough running on foot.
Pandai the Genius: As you wish, I will teach you how to drive.
Gila the Crackpot: I don't want to drive like others. I want to crack pots with my car!
Pandai the Genius: That's easy, always put your indicator the opposite to the direction you intend to turn to. This will cause other cars to swerve around trying to evade you and knock the pots and crack them all.
Gila the Crackpot: You are really a genius!
Pandai the Genius: As you wish, I will teach you how to drive.
Gila the Crackpot: I don't want to drive like others. I want to crack pots with my car!
Pandai the Genius: That's easy, always put your indicator the opposite to the direction you intend to turn to. This will cause other cars to swerve around trying to evade you and knock the pots and crack them all.
Gila the Crackpot: You are really a genius!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Fun says, "My Comic - Illegal Modifishing."
Pandai the Genius: What happened here? Why everyone has such a weird and stupid look on them?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.
Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.
Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I think I Modifished and devilicize them all.
Pandai the Genius: You what?!?!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I devilicize them all. Devilicize, pronounced as dee-vee-li-size, is a verb, meaning causing others to lose their minds and become uncivilized.
Pandai the Genius: This is such a devilicic world...
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Fun says, "My Poem - The Iron Ship."
Sailing on the ocean,
Knowing no direction,
As the guiding stars were long gone,
Shrouded by the smog of advanced technology.
The iron ship was alone,
Left to be guided by the flow of the current,
Supported by the vast amount of water,
Wishing to find land soon.
Yet the ocean was strict and stern,
Sending waves of giant to wash,
Water added with salt to purify.
Rocking back and forth,
To the extent of nearly capsizing,
With rust appearing all over,
Corroded by the sea water,
The ship sailed on.
Holding strong to its faith,
Accepting the harshness of the ocean,
Will the iron ship sink?
Or will it find its land?
Only the ocean knows...
Knowing no direction,
As the guiding stars were long gone,
Shrouded by the smog of advanced technology.
The iron ship was alone,
Left to be guided by the flow of the current,
Supported by the vast amount of water,
Wishing to find land soon.
Yet the ocean was strict and stern,
Sending waves of giant to wash,
Water added with salt to purify.
Rocking back and forth,
To the extent of nearly capsizing,
With rust appearing all over,
Corroded by the sea water,
The ship sailed on.
Holding strong to its faith,
Accepting the harshness of the ocean,
Will the iron ship sink?
Or will it find its land?
Only the ocean knows...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Fun says, "Nice sayings."
"Journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step, transformation of a million people begins with my first change." - From old Chinese saying, edited by Fun, 2009
“I felt that there is not a single evil force in Nature, but only pure love.” - Dr Jane Goodall
“I felt that there is not a single evil force in Nature, but only pure love.” - Dr Jane Goodall
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Fun says, "My Poem - The Tinted Glass."
I peered through the glass,
Seeing the world,
Shapes, sizes, colours, brightnesses and distances,
All came into my perception.
I looked at myself,
And I saw that I am like the world,
Why am I so similar to the world?
Or is the world similar to me?
Then I realised,
My looking glass was tinted,
Tinted with the colour of my personality,
Which caused me to understand the world the way I am.
I peered through the glass again,
Seeing the world,
I saw myself,
My very true self.
Seeing the world,
Shapes, sizes, colours, brightnesses and distances,
All came into my perception.
I looked at myself,
And I saw that I am like the world,
Why am I so similar to the world?
Or is the world similar to me?
Then I realised,
My looking glass was tinted,
Tinted with the colour of my personality,
Which caused me to understand the world the way I am.
I peered through the glass again,
Seeing the world,
I saw myself,
My very true self.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Fun says, "Happy 2009!"
While people are all busy counting down, I occupy myself with counting up. What do I count? I count all the beloved friends whom I have come to know through all these years.
May Peace and Happiness follow you all through 2009 and beyond. And of course, let us pray for world peace. May the conflict of Israel-Palestine and other various conflicts be resolved quickly with minimal harm. Amen.
May Peace and Happiness follow you all through 2009 and beyond. And of course, let us pray for world peace. May the conflict of Israel-Palestine and other various conflicts be resolved quickly with minimal harm. Amen.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Missing Friends."
Pandai the Genius: What is she wearing? It's like so revealing! Where's modesty?
Suram the Goth: Modesty is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Look! He just cheated 1 million from his boss! Where's integrity!
Suram the Goth: Integrity is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Gaa! They are having sex parties on the street! Where's morality?
Suram the Goth: Morality is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Yikes! Modesty, integrity, morality are all missing? My friends are missing! When will it be my turn to missing?
Suram the Goth: Now! Muahaha, because I am here to kidnap you. >:D
Suram the Goth: Modesty is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Look! He just cheated 1 million from his boss! Where's integrity!
Suram the Goth: Integrity is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Gaa! They are having sex parties on the street! Where's morality?
Suram the Goth: Morality is missing.
Pandai the Genius: Yikes! Modesty, integrity, morality are all missing? My friends are missing! When will it be my turn to missing?
Suram the Goth: Now! Muahaha, because I am here to kidnap you. >:D
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Fun says, "I know I said before but human are forgetful."
It is year end now and sales are on in most of the places you go. And I am sure some girls are going crazy shopping for good but cheap clothes.
But here's a catch. Somewhere, some time ago, I witnessed myself, a shop with cctv aiming into the dressing rooms. I've made a police report and proved ultimately that the police force is eating shit. So, my beloved friends, we must protect ourselves since the people who got our mandate just couldn't do it.
Here, I present you a checklist that you might want to add into your own when shopping for clothes:
1. After closing the door, look around all directions, at all possible angles and scout for cctv or suspicious items that might be cctv.
2. Check the mirror reflection. Sometimes, people just miss the obvious that the cctv is right in front of them on the mirror.
3. Check if the mirror is a normal mirror. I'm not sure if this is a myth, but they say in normal mirror, when you put ur finger on the mirror, the reflection is a small distant away. While for the type of mirror where you see reflection on one side but you can see through from the other side, your finger reflection will be directly touching your finger.
So, my beloved friends, happy shopping and be safe!
But here's a catch. Somewhere, some time ago, I witnessed myself, a shop with cctv aiming into the dressing rooms. I've made a police report and proved ultimately that the police force is eating shit. So, my beloved friends, we must protect ourselves since the people who got our mandate just couldn't do it.
Here, I present you a checklist that you might want to add into your own when shopping for clothes:
1. After closing the door, look around all directions, at all possible angles and scout for cctv or suspicious items that might be cctv.
2. Check the mirror reflection. Sometimes, people just miss the obvious that the cctv is right in front of them on the mirror.
3. Check if the mirror is a normal mirror. I'm not sure if this is a myth, but they say in normal mirror, when you put ur finger on the mirror, the reflection is a small distant away. While for the type of mirror where you see reflection on one side but you can see through from the other side, your finger reflection will be directly touching your finger.
So, my beloved friends, happy shopping and be safe!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Modifisher is Back!"
Ubahikan the Modifisher: That day, I bumped into a friend who brought me to a bar.
Suram the Goth: Oh, then? Is the vampire blood there nice?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: You bet. They had that zealotty feel in the bar. Everyone seems to be a believer of some sort.
Suram the Goth: What do they believe in?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I don't know. They walk in a very culty manner. Like they believe in some sort of walking rituals.
Suram the Goth: Wow, sounds like scary stuffs, I must bash that bar! (Wee...)
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Why is Suram so childishy today? I didn't even manage to tell him that, that bar was set in such a way to film a horror movie!
Suram the Goth: Oh, then? Is the vampire blood there nice?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: You bet. They had that zealotty feel in the bar. Everyone seems to be a believer of some sort.
Suram the Goth: What do they believe in?
Ubahikan the Modifisher: I don't know. They walk in a very culty manner. Like they believe in some sort of walking rituals.
Suram the Goth: Wow, sounds like scary stuffs, I must bash that bar! (Wee...)
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Why is Suram so childishy today? I didn't even manage to tell him that, that bar was set in such a way to film a horror movie!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Fun says, "Crazy Man on Vacation."
Sorry, the crazy author of this blog will be going on a vacation. There might not be update for some time. In the mean time, maybe you can enjoy your time Modifishing. :D Happy holidays.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Rescue Mission."
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, Pengutus is missing! The people has been searching for him for days but they can't find him.
Jangka the Predictor: Oh, let me see, let me check my radar.
Radar: *Beep* *Beep*
Jangka the Predictor: Ah, there, he is sitting in his house. I can't believe they didn't search his house.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I just came from his house LAH! Your radar is faulty already LAH!
Jangka the Predictor: At dangerous and desperate time like this, I must resort to using the forbidden deadly black art.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What is that?
Jangka the Predictor: Behold!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Gasp* A crystal!
WARNING: Using of crystal in any form of ritual is strictly forbidden. Crystal is mentioned here for special effect purpose only. No such ritual is ever used in real life.
Jangka the Predictor: Now, I can start searching for Jangka. Spread the map for me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, master.
Jangka the Predictor: Hmm, why isn't it working?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, if only I own a crystal. It's such a bling. I can sell it for lots of money.
Jangka the Predictor: GAA! No wonder it is not working! Someone swapped my crystal with cheap glass! GAA!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Faint*
Jangka the Predictor: Oh, let me see, let me check my radar.
Radar: *Beep* *Beep*
Jangka the Predictor: Ah, there, he is sitting in his house. I can't believe they didn't search his house.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: I just came from his house LAH! Your radar is faulty already LAH!
Jangka the Predictor: At dangerous and desperate time like this, I must resort to using the forbidden deadly black art.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: What is that?
Jangka the Predictor: Behold!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Gasp* A crystal!
WARNING: Using of crystal in any form of ritual is strictly forbidden. Crystal is mentioned here for special effect purpose only. No such ritual is ever used in real life.
Jangka the Predictor: Now, I can start searching for Jangka. Spread the map for me.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, master.
Jangka the Predictor: Hmm, why isn't it working?
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, if only I own a crystal. It's such a bling. I can sell it for lots of money.
Jangka the Predictor: GAA! No wonder it is not working! Someone swapped my crystal with cheap glass! GAA!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Faint*
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Medical Attention."
Gila the Crackpot: Go! Go! Go! Go chase the ball!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Chase the ball? Why?
Gila the Crackpot: To kick it into the goal post!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, this is the famous sport called foodball?
Gila the crackpot: Foosball, not foobball.
Suram the Goth: That's football, f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l! You both need medical attention!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, medical attention to divert us from foogball?
Suram the Goth: Now I need medical attention...
Gila the Crackpot: COAL!!! Cuckooland beat Notaland seven thousand three hundred forty five to nil!
Suram the Goth: Gaa!!! BOO!
(Thereafter, Gila the Crackpot and Ubahikan the Modifisher have phobia of anything that has to do with ball or balls, which includes fishballs.)
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Chase the ball? Why?
Gila the Crackpot: To kick it into the goal post!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, this is the famous sport called foodball?
Gila the crackpot: Foosball, not foobball.
Suram the Goth: That's football, f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l! You both need medical attention!
Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, medical attention to divert us from foogball?
Suram the Goth: Now I need medical attention...
Gila the Crackpot: COAL!!! Cuckooland beat Notaland seven thousand three hundred forty five to nil!
Suram the Goth: Gaa!!! BOO!
(Thereafter, Gila the Crackpot and Ubahikan the Modifisher have phobia of anything that has to do with ball or balls, which includes fishballs.)
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
範說:"犯錯."
這世界上，有誰是沒有犯錯的呢？
犯錯，真的是很嚴重的罪惡嗎？
是個值得判死刑的罪嗎？
沒犯過錯的人，請站起來，先實行正義。
沒人嗎？
因爲你心裏很清楚，你也會犯錯。
重點是什麽呢？
知錯能改也。
如果犯了錯，就要檢討自己。
不要一意爲了保著面子，繼續犯下去。
認個錯，很難吧？
逃避，讓身邊的人傷心，應該很容易。
懦夫！！！
唯有自私的人，才會選擇這樣的面對。
醒悟吧！
向你身邊的人說聲對不起。
再反省一下自己，從錯誤中學習。
這樣，你將會有更好的前途。
身為你的好友，我不能讓你執迷不悟。
別讓我這老朋友失望，努力些，爭氣些，成熟些。
一切都有解決的方案。
犯錯，真的是很嚴重的罪惡嗎？
是個值得判死刑的罪嗎？
沒犯過錯的人，請站起來，先實行正義。
沒人嗎？
因爲你心裏很清楚，你也會犯錯。
重點是什麽呢？
知錯能改也。
如果犯了錯，就要檢討自己。
不要一意爲了保著面子，繼續犯下去。
認個錯，很難吧？
逃避，讓身邊的人傷心，應該很容易。
懦夫！！！
唯有自私的人，才會選擇這樣的面對。
醒悟吧！
向你身邊的人說聲對不起。
再反省一下自己，從錯誤中學習。
這樣，你將會有更好的前途。
身為你的好友，我不能讓你執迷不悟。
別讓我這老朋友失望，努力些，爭氣些，成熟些。
一切都有解決的方案。
Monday, October 27, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Busy?"
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh dear Abang, can we go dating tonight?
Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?
Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?
Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.
Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.
Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!
(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)
Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?
Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?
Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.
Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.
Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!
(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Fun says, "Driving is like taking pills."
Instruction:
Take only when you need to travel from one place to another.
Warning:
Do not overdose.
Side effects:
Might cause jams with dizziness and nauseous feeling as you will either hit a car or hit a pothole.
In more serious cases, anger and frustration might occur, causing you to cuss and scream and show some obscene sign languages.
In the case of overdose, you might go crazy and tear your hair off your head.
If symptoms persist, please consult your physician.
Active ingredients:
Petrol
Smokes
Brain cellicides
Take only when you need to travel from one place to another.
Warning:
Do not overdose.
Side effects:
Might cause jams with dizziness and nauseous feeling as you will either hit a car or hit a pothole.
In more serious cases, anger and frustration might occur, causing you to cuss and scream and show some obscene sign languages.
In the case of overdose, you might go crazy and tear your hair off your head.
If symptoms persist, please consult your physician.
Active ingredients:
Petrol
Smokes
Brain cellicides
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