Fun says, "Happy 2009!"

While people are all busy counting down, I occupy myself with counting up. What do I count? I count all the beloved friends whom I have come to know through all these years.

May Peace and Happiness follow you all through 2009 and beyond. And of course, let us pray for world peace. May the conflict of Israel-Palestine and other various conflicts be resolved quickly with minimal harm. Amen.

Fun says, "My Comic - The Missing Friends."

Pandai the Genius: What is she wearing? It's like so revealing! Where's modesty?

Suram the Goth: Modesty is missing.

Pandai the Genius: Look! He just cheated 1 million from his boss! Where's integrity!

Suram the Goth: Integrity is missing.

Pandai the Genius: Gaa! They are having sex parties on the street! Where's morality?

Suram the Goth: Morality is missing.

Pandai the Genius: Yikes! Modesty, integrity, morality are all missing? My friends are missing! When will it be my turn to missing?

Suram the Goth: Now! Muahaha, because I am here to kidnap you. >:D

Fun says, "I know I said before but human are forgetful."

It is year end now and sales are on in most of the places you go. And I am sure some girls are going crazy shopping for good but cheap clothes.

But here's a catch. Somewhere, some time ago, I witnessed myself, a shop with cctv aiming into the dressing rooms. I've made a police report and proved ultimately that the police force is eating shit. So, my beloved friends, we must protect ourselves since the people who got our mandate just couldn't do it.

Here, I present you a checklist that you might want to add into your own when shopping for clothes:
1. After closing the door, look around all directions, at all possible angles and scout for cctv or suspicious items that might be cctv.

2. Check the mirror reflection. Sometimes, people just miss the obvious that the cctv is right in front of them on the mirror.

3. Check if the mirror is a normal mirror. I'm not sure if this is a myth, but they say in normal mirror, when you put ur finger on the mirror, the reflection is a small distant away. While for the type of mirror where you see reflection on one side but you can see through from the other side, your finger reflection will be directly touching your finger.

So, my beloved friends, happy shopping and be safe!

Fun says, "My Comic - Modifisher is Back!"

Ubahikan the Modifisher: That day, I bumped into a friend who brought me to a bar.

Suram the Goth: Oh, then? Is the vampire blood there nice?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: You bet. They had that zealotty feel in the bar. Everyone seems to be a believer of some sort.

Suram the Goth: What do they believe in?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I don't know. They walk in a very culty manner. Like they believe in some sort of walking rituals.

Suram the Goth: Wow, sounds like scary stuffs, I must bash that bar! (Wee...)

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Why is Suram so childishy today? I didn't even manage to tell him that, that bar was set in such a way to film a horror movie!

Fun says, "Crazy Man on Vacation."

Sorry, the crazy author of this blog will be going on a vacation. There might not be update for some time. In the mean time, maybe you can enjoy your time Modifishing. :D Happy holidays.

Fun says, "My Comic - Rescue Mission."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Jangka, Pengutus is missing! The people has been searching for him for days but they can't find him.

Jangka the Predictor: Oh, let me see, let me check my radar.

Radar: *Beep* *Beep*

Jangka the Predictor: Ah, there, he is sitting in his house. I can't believe they didn't search his house.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: I just came from his house LAH! Your radar is faulty already LAH!

Jangka the Predictor: At dangerous and desperate time like this, I must resort to using the forbidden deadly black art.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: What is that?

Jangka the Predictor: Behold!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Gasp* A crystal!

WARNING: Using of crystal in any form of ritual is strictly forbidden. Crystal is mentioned here for special effect purpose only. No such ritual is ever used in real life.

Jangka the Predictor: Now, I can start searching for Jangka. Spread the map for me.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Yes, master.

Jangka the Predictor: Hmm, why isn't it working?

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, if only I own a crystal. It's such a bling. I can sell it for lots of money.

Jangka the Predictor: GAA! No wonder it is not working! Someone swapped my crystal with cheap glass! GAA!!!

Cinta the Clueless Lover: *Faint*

Fun says, "My Comic - Medical Attention."

Gila the Crackpot: Go! Go! Go! Go chase the ball!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Chase the ball? Why?

Gila the Crackpot: To kick it into the goal post!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, this is the famous sport called foodball?

Gila the crackpot: Foosball, not foobball.

Suram the Goth: That's football, f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l! You both need medical attention!

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Oh, medical attention to divert us from foogball?

Suram the Goth: Now I need medical attention...

Gila the Crackpot: COAL!!! Cuckooland beat Notaland seven thousand three hundred forty five to nil!

Suram the Goth: Gaa!!! BOO!

(Thereafter, Gila the Crackpot and Ubahikan the Modifisher have phobia of anything that has to do with ball or balls, which includes fishballs.)

Fun says, "Ugh!"

Aww...I missed Thursday for Modifishing...I'll have to wait for tomorrow. :P

範說:"犯錯."

這世界上，有誰是沒有犯錯的呢？
犯錯，真的是很嚴重的罪惡嗎？
是個值得判死刑的罪嗎？
沒犯過錯的人，請站起來，先實行正義。
沒人嗎？
因爲你心裏很清楚，你也會犯錯。
重點是什麽呢？
知錯能改也。
如果犯了錯，就要檢討自己。
不要一意爲了保著面子，繼續犯下去。
認個錯，很難吧？
逃避，讓身邊的人傷心，應該很容易。
懦夫！！！
唯有自私的人，才會選擇這樣的面對。
醒悟吧！
向你身邊的人說聲對不起。
再反省一下自己，從錯誤中學習。
這樣，你將會有更好的前途。
身為你的好友，我不能讓你執迷不悟。
別讓我這老朋友失望，努力些，爭氣些，成熟些。
一切都有解決的方案。

Fun says, "My Comic - Busy?"

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh dear Abang, can we go dating tonight?

Abang the Brother: Nope. I have business to do.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh sweety Suram, do you want a date tonight?

Suram the Goth: Can't do. I have to go around scaring people.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Hey, booby Hantu, wanna hold some boobs tonight?

Hantu the Ghost: Boobs? I want boos! I want to haunt the president of Cuckooland tonight.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Pengutus, I'm lonely tonight, can you spend some time with me?

Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Gasp! I see emptiness, darkness! Nothing...Gaa...How can someone stand living a life like that?!?!?!?! Gaa!!! (Screaming and running away...)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Gila, please say you are free tonight.

Gila the Crackpot: Free? Free pots for cracking? Where? I better go now before other people crack those pots.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: $%@#$%@#&@#, Licik, you better be free tonight.

Licik the Sly: Look, that's superman. (Like Houdini, Licik the Sly disappeared the moment Cinta the Clueless Lover turns her head.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: $&*!@ Why is everyone so busy? Why am I so free?...#%!@#%*...I WANT A DATE!!!

(Poor Cinta the Clueless Lover's scream shook the whole of Cuckooland, causing the country to sink deep into the Earth, into darkness and emptiness...)

Fun says, "Driving is like taking pills."

Instruction:
Take only when you need to travel from one place to another.

Warning:
Do not overdose.

Side effects:
Might cause jams with dizziness and nauseous feeling as you will either hit a car or hit a pothole.
In more serious cases, anger and frustration might occur, causing you to cuss and scream and show some obscene sign languages.
In the case of overdose, you might go crazy and tear your hair off your head.

If symptoms persist, please consult your physician.

Active ingredients:
Petrol
Smokes
Brain cellicides

Fun says, "When brains are no more."

When brains are no more, what do we use to think? It makes me wonder, which is a sadder case? Having a brain and not using it? Or not having a brain yet thinking and knowing too much?

Fun says, "My Comic - Later? Sure."

Cinta the Clueless Lover: Oh, Suram, you don't love me anymore, I can't live without you.

Suram the Goth: Get over it. We never even dated.

Cinta the Clueless Lover: If you leave me now I will jump off this building.

Suram the Goth: Huh? What did you say? I'm busy I need to go. I'll catch you later. (Suram the Goth left the scene.)

Cinta the Clueless Lover: He said he will catch me! That's so romantic! Then I should jump and let him be my hero.

Piuuuuuuuuu....splat!!!

Written on the pool of blood: You are really late in catching me!

Fun says, "My Comic - Ubahikan's Lamentation."

Ubahikan the Modifisher: *sigh* Life is so tough...I am inproductive, disproductive, unproductive, misproductive, deproductive, abproductive, malproductive and many more but never reproductive...

Ubahikan the Modifisher silently walks out of the screen, feeling down and sad and lonely...



Modifish Dictionary:
Inproductive: (Adj) Trying in vain to produce something unproductive.
Disproductive: (Adj) Causing others not to produce.
Unproductive: (Adj) Not producing.
Misproductive: (Adj) Producing wrong products.
Deproductive: (Adj) Causing something productive to be misproductive.
Abproductive: (Adj) Producing defective and harmful products that seem to be productive.
Malproductive: (Adj) Inability to produce the right product due to wrong raw materials.
Reproductive: (Adj) Something to do with babies. I think you understand it better than me.

Fun says, "My Comic - Ad - Caveman Service."

Have problems with your high-tech gadgets? Need help to fix them? Gua the Caveman can help you. Call 1-800-1234-CAVE for instant help.*#

*Terms and conditions apply.
#Please copy and paste to your notepad if you cannot understand caveman language.

范说:"故事 - 富有的代价."

从前，有一个贫穷的打工仔。他每天需要四点起身，吃了早餐就要立刻赶去橡胶园割胶。到七点钟，他得把割来的橡胶运到工厂去。然后，他就会到一家电子工厂里干活直到下午六点才收工。他这样一天的工作赚来的钱，只是刚好足够来养活他的一家五口。
Once upon a time, there lived a poor worker. He had to wake up at 4am everyday and rush to a rubber estate after breakfast. At 7am, he had to send all the latex collected to a factory. Then, he went to an electronic factory to work until 6pm. One full day's work could only yield him enough to feed his family of five.

他有一个好漂亮的太太。这太太为他生下了三个可爱的小孩子。虽然生活很贫困，太太却一句怨言都没有。每天她都很努力的把家务干好，煮了一餐美味可口的晚餐等待先生的回归。
He had a very pretty wife. This wife gave birth to three cute children for him. Although live was very difficult, she never complained. She worked hard everyday to do all the household chores and then waited for her husband's return with delicious dinners she prepared everyday.

这打工仔每天这么看着他太太，一直都觉得很伤心。他觉得自卑，因为没有办法给他美丽的太太荣华富贵的生活。
This worker looked at his wife everyday, feeling very sad. He felt inferior because he could not give her beautiful wife the type of luxurious life she deserved.

有一天，他忍不住了！他对太太说：“亲爱的老婆，我不能让你过着这样辛苦的日子。”
One day, he could stand no more! He said to his wife, "Dear sweetheart, I cannot let you live your life in such difficulties."

太太满脸笑容的回答说：“老公，我一点都不觉得辛苦。和你在一起，最幸福了！”
The wife replied with a smile, "Honey, I don't feel difficult at all. Being with you, is the most happy thing to me!"

打工仔却很严肃地说：“我决定了！”
The worker replied strictly, "I've decided!"

当天，打工仔就把太太和三个孩子给卖掉了。他心里说：“我先把他们卖了，把得来的钱拿去投资。成为富翁了，再把他们赎回来。”
That day, the worker sold his wife and three little children. He said in his heart, "I'll sell them off first, then using the money I got to invest. After I become a millionaire, I will come back and buy them back."

打工仔很开心地把钱拿了就跑去投资，一投就投了五年。
The worker happilly took the money to invest, taking five years.

五年后，他不再是打工仔。他已成为大富翁。这时，他想起五年前卖掉的太太与孩子。于是，他拿着一大笔钱去找他的太太。
After five years, he was no longer a worker. He became a millionaire. At this time, he remembered his wife and children whom he sold five years ago. So, he took a large amount of money to go find his wife.

见到她时，他很惊讶，因为他当年婀娜多姿的太太被人糟蹋得不在迷人了。他见了，不禁掉了眼泪，很心疼。
When he saw her, he was shocked, because his lovely wife was no longer lovely due to the sufferings she endured. After he saw, he couldn't help but teared, feeling so heartbroken.

把太太赎了，他就带着她去找他们的三个孩子。可是，惨不忍睹的，他三个孩子竟然被砍了双腿，被逼去乞吃。太太看了说不出话，只是呆呆得站在那儿。
After buying back his wife, he took her to find their three children. However, to the horror of his life, his three children lost their legs and forced to beg for money.

结果，这个从打工仔变成大富翁的人就这样一家五口，过着富贵却伤心的生活...
At the end, this worker who became a millionaire lived the rest of his life in his family of five, living rich but sad life...

Fun says, "My Comic - Gua the Caveman AKA Gua the Tech-Savvy Caveman."

Suram the (Cloud of Ionized Poisonous) Goth: Biz, biz...

Innocent Passerby: Gaa. Ick!...I...I...caaannttt......brrrr....brrr....eah....hhhed....Ick....Ack...

Suram the (Cloud of Ionized Poisonous) Goth: Biz, biz...

Hantu the (Field of Rainbow Coloured Electric) Ghost: Zap, zap...

Unsuspecting Passerby: Aaaaahhhhhhh!!! (only dust is left...)

Hantu the (Field of Rainbow Coloured Electric) Ghost: Zap, zap...

Gua the Caveman: Bang! Bang! (as he fires his naturaliser) Back to normal both of you!

Suram the Ghost: Yikes, what happened? Yikes! Why I can't see myself?

Hantu the Goth: Wow, I materialized! Weeeeeee!!!

Gua the Caveman: Oops, I pressed the wrong button.

Suram the Ghost: Change me back to my body!!!

Hantu the Goth: Raa!!! I'll kill you!

Gua the Caveman: Yikes! Press escape!

Suram the Ghost & Hantu the Goth: (*Blink* *Blink*) Where did he go? (*Blink* *Blink*)

Fun says, "My Comic - The Terror Continues."

At one side of Cuckooland...
Suram the Goth: Muahaha! It's so nice scaring people to their death!

Innocent Citizens: Gaa!!! Run!!! Gaa!!! For!!! Gaa!!! Your!!! Gaa!!! Life!!! Gaa!!!

Suram the Goth: Boo!

Innocent Citizens: Ack! (Cardiac arrest...)...*Cough...Ek!...

At the other side of Cuckooland...
Hantu the Ghost: Weeeeeeeeeeeee... (bouncing around...)

Innocent Citizens: GAAaaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA.....(Spinning around, trying to keep Hantu the Ghost in view)

Hantu the Ghost: :P

Innocent Citizens: (Pee on pants and start foaming in the mouths...)

And in the middle of Cuckooland...
Suram the Goth and Hantu the Ghost: (turn around and face each other)

Suram the Goth and Hantu the Ghost: Yikes!!!

Suram the Goth ionized into a cloud of poisonous ions due to the fear of Hantu the Ghost while Hantu the Ghost turned into a rainbow coloured electrical field that zaps all unsuspecting passerbies due to the eeriness of Suram the Goth.

Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."

Good day. This will be a brief news as our all famous country, Cuckooland, falls into turmoil.

For some unknown reason, Suram the Goth started to terrorize the nation, causing fear and chaos in the nation. Hantu the Ghost saw that it was fun and he joined in the turmoil early in the afternoon. People are dying out on the streets due heart attacks. Some poorer dudes froze into stones. Some even poorer Cuckoolanders demoleculized into arrays of atoms zooming randomly all over the country, trying to run away from the gothic terror of Suram the Goth and killing many more people in the process.

Due to serious fear of attack in the news center, our news shall end here See you again in the next session of Prime Time Fun Flash.

Fun says, "My Comic - Hobby is Modifishing."

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Hey, you are ghost! You don't get tired, right? What you do to kill time?

Hantu the Ghost: Nothing much, just hovering around aimlessly. How about you? How do you kill time?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: I Modifish whenever I am free.

Hantu the Ghost: What is Modifish?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Don't you know? It's the hippest thing in town!

Hantu the Ghost: No, I don't know. Is it something to do with tearing a fish apart to steal it's soul?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: You are so minimic! You don't even understand a thing!

Hantu the Ghost: What nemanic?

Ubahikan the Modifisher: Minimic!!! Argh!

Hantu the Ghost: Gaa!!!

(Weirdly, Hantu the ghost was scared away by Ubahikan the Modifisher's scream...)

P/S:
Minimic
Origin: Unknown. Most probably from a kindergarten kid who mispelled mimic.

Meaning: (adjective) idiotic, ignorant or oblivious.
Meaning: (adjective) being in a state of poor mimicry.
Meaning: (adjective) blind to hips and hops.
Meaning: (adjective) Pride, ego and stupidity all in one.