Pandai the Genius: Hey there, what are you doing?
Tulis the Scribbler: Go away! This is top secret!
Pandai the Genius: Look! There's Superman! (Snatch)
Pandai the Genius: Wow! The 3 Commandments of White Paper?
Tulis the Scribbler: Do not read! That is holy!!!
Pandai the Genius: One, thou shall never write your name on this book.
Tulis the Scribbler: ... (face getting extremely green)
Pandai the Genius: Two, thou shall be as empty as a piece of white paper. What does it mean?
Tulis the Scribbler: ...It is another way of saying "thou shall be an idiot!", you idiot!
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I see. Three, thou shall do any other things according to thy desires. Yes, this is what I call good commandments to follow. Good job, Tulis!
Tulis the Scribbler: Of course, I am...
(A sudden lightning struck and sent these two profaning idiots into the depths of Cuckooland's torture chamber...)
While Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet is wondering why his Holy Book has not been finished and delivered to him...
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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