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Forest are being cleared faster than ever due to high demand for white papers.

Scientists discover a being that lived more than a thousand years.

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Due to the rise of the new religion of worshipping white papers, the demand for white paper skyrocketed. Loggers work harder than ever to supply for this demand, trying to earn a bucket. Reason for the rise of this very weird religion is still unknown. Our news crews have been diligently researching for the cause but they found nothing so far.

Scientist from all over the world flocked to Cuckooland today. They claimed to have discovered a being that lived more than a thousand years. Our effective crews successfully gotten an exclusive interview with this being. Here's the content:

News crew: Hello, what is your name?

Hantu the Ghost: My name is Hantu the Ghost.

News crew: Then, what are you?

Hantu the Ghost: Are you stupid! I'm a ghost!

News crew: Oh, ok. Then, how long have you been around here?

Hantu the Ghost: I can't remember for sure...but I remember that I witnessed the whole process of the rise and fall of Roman Empire...

News crew: Wow! That was more than one thousand years ago! What the &*@#%%!&@#)%! are you!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hantu the Ghost: Boo!

(News crew got heart attack...)

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