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Tonight's highlight:
A new device called Silencer has baffled scientist for its apparent capability to defy physics.

The religion of worshipping white papers is now the official religion of Cuckooland.

Details:
Silencer was created by a weird doctor from Cuckooland. Bunyi the Soundologist is famous for his radical treatment methods to common sickness, such as playing drums to cure headache and run according to the rhythm of a song to cure asthma. Bunyi's creation, the Silencer, is a device that could generate exact opposite soundwaves to nullify any sound. However, according to physicists, there's no way to nullify sound short of muffling it with resistance. So this device is a scientific breakthrough. With Silencer, you can mute your neighbour's annoying dog or that kid of yours who can't stop throwing tantrums. What a great device!

Next, we go to Cuckooland. White Paper Worship has been announced to be the official religion in Cuckooland yesterday. The officials just announced this morning that whoever found scribbling on any piece of White Paper in Cuckooland shall be hanged as that is desecration of the Holy White Paper. And because of this religion, all other laws have been abolished. That means it is now legal to rob, kill, rape and torture in Cuckooland. They don't care what you do anymore, as long as you uphold the holiness of White Papers as that is all they want to do now.

Interviewing one of the residence of Cuckooland, we found out the real reason for people's love of the religion.

News Crew: Hi, are you one of those knowledgeable of this White Paper Worship religion?

Pandai the Genius: Of course I am knowledgeable! I got direct revelation from the Holy White Paper that It must be worshipped!

News Crew: Wow! Then what is all this religion all about?

Pandai the Genius: This religion is all about being ignorant and stupid! The White Paper teaches that we should hold on to this mindset called the Tak Apa Mindset, which teaches us that nothing matters. We just have to be like the White Paper, totally empty of any content, knowledge or cause. We don't have to care at all!

News Crew: Sounds interesting. Then what do the followers have to do?

Pandai the Genius: What do you mean what the followers have to do? They can do whatever they like. It's got nothing to do with me and I don't care.

News Crew: You mean, there's no restriction at all?

Pandai the Genius: Heck, ya! Except for desecrating the Holy White Paper, do whatever you like.

News Crew: You mean I can assassinate all my enemies without being guilty if I join your religion?

Pandai the Genius: The Holy White Paper doesn't care if you are guilty or not. But remember that nothing stops those enemies of yours to join first to kill you.

News Crew: Heck, ya. I'm joining now and going to kill them all! KILL!!!

Wow, that looks like too good to be true, our news end here as I have to rush to join this White Paper Worship religion. So long, readers.