For 30 days, the idiot drowned in the ocean of love. And now, he is truly suffocating. How could that idiot really believed that effort can make love work? In this cruel world, effort means nothing to love. To get love, you need to be:
1) Handsome
2) Rich
3) Diehard romantic
4) Fake
5) Evil
If you happen to miss any one of those requirement, I wish you good luck in finding love, at least love in the earthly definition, that is...
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Fun says, "My Poem - I Saw Tears."
Today I saw tears in her eyes,
Tears that I have no desire of seeing,
That made my heart shattered into pieces.
Should I not be the knight on a white stallion,
One with a shining armour,
One who can always sweep her off her feet?
Why then has she cried?
Was it my failure as her protector and entertainer?
Or was it the fear of reliving the hurt of her previous relationship?
What can I do?
How can I make her happy?
I do not know...
But I know I do love her...
Tears that I have no desire of seeing,
That made my heart shattered into pieces.
Should I not be the knight on a white stallion,
One with a shining armour,
One who can always sweep her off her feet?
Why then has she cried?
Was it my failure as her protector and entertainer?
Or was it the fear of reliving the hurt of her previous relationship?
What can I do?
How can I make her happy?
I do not know...
But I know I do love her...
Friday, July 25, 2008
Fun says, "Curse the Perverts."
Friends and family,
Please be alert that there are perverts setting up fashion shops with perverted intention. They design their changing rooms/areas so that they are not totally enclosed 360 degrees. Then they set up CCTV aiming at the mirror to film girls changing.
Please be alert and aware of such scenarios. Take photos of the CCTV and the name of the shop and also the design as proof. Then report this to the police and media. Make sure everyone knows and condemn that bloody shop.
And everyone, please do contribute in cursing those perverts that they may have no peace, health and wealth as long as they are so perverse.
May G-d make them suffer until they repent. Amen. And may G-d foil all their evil plans. Amen.
Please be alert that there are perverts setting up fashion shops with perverted intention. They design their changing rooms/areas so that they are not totally enclosed 360 degrees. Then they set up CCTV aiming at the mirror to film girls changing.
Please be alert and aware of such scenarios. Take photos of the CCTV and the name of the shop and also the design as proof. Then report this to the police and media. Make sure everyone knows and condemn that bloody shop.
And everyone, please do contribute in cursing those perverts that they may have no peace, health and wealth as long as they are so perverse.
May G-d make them suffer until they repent. Amen. And may G-d foil all their evil plans. Amen.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - End of Day."
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Hear O' citizens of Cuckooland, the end of day is here! Embrace yourself and prepare for it's coming!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Oh, no! Then what should we do? Gaa!!! (Panic and screaming and running around like crazy.)
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Don't worry! Just go home and sleep! And wait for tomorrow.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Aren't we going to die today?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Did I say that? I just said that the day is coming to an end and we should go back to rest.
Citizens of Cuckooland: (>.<")
Citizens of Cuckooland: Oh, no! Then what should we do? Gaa!!! (Panic and screaming and running around like crazy.)
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Don't worry! Just go home and sleep! And wait for tomorrow.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Aren't we going to die today?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: Did I say that? I just said that the day is coming to an end and we should go back to rest.
Citizens of Cuckooland: (>.<")
Monday, July 21, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Thousand Second Rebellion of Cuckooland."
While the citizens of Cuckooland are so happy with Suram the Goth's plan for the nation...
Citizens of Cuckooland: Vote Suram the Goth!
Dera the Torturer: SILENT, you idiots! You all think Cuckooland is a land of democracy? This is the land of anarchy!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Since we don't have law and government, can't we make our own?
Dera the Torturer: Too late! Muahaha, I shall now rule all over you with an ironfist as your king! Go enslave everyone, underlings!
Underlings: Yes, master! (Then they jumped around like monkeys eating bananas...)
Citizens of Cuckooland: Let's overthrow this ironfist king! We want democracy!
...and thus the famous Thousand Second Rebellion of Cuckooland that lasted only 1000 seconds.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Vote Suram the Goth!
Dera the Torturer: SILENT, you idiots! You all think Cuckooland is a land of democracy? This is the land of anarchy!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Since we don't have law and government, can't we make our own?
Dera the Torturer: Too late! Muahaha, I shall now rule all over you with an ironfist as your king! Go enslave everyone, underlings!
Underlings: Yes, master! (Then they jumped around like monkeys eating bananas...)
Citizens of Cuckooland: Let's overthrow this ironfist king! We want democracy!
...and thus the famous Thousand Second Rebellion of Cuckooland that lasted only 1000 seconds.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Election."
In the election period...
Suram the Goth: Vote for me, O citizens of Cuckooland!
Citziens of Cuckooland: Why should we?
Suram the Goth: Because I will make this nation a great nation to be recorded in the Guiness World Record.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Really? How?
Suram the Goth: I will build hospitals surrounded by a big graveyard. I will build lighthouses and make discos out of it. I will build schools that rear schools of fishes. I will build police stations and device secret bank robberies from in there. I will build lockups to lock all the policemen. I will build infrastructures that you can never imagine and demolish them to make ruin arts out of it. These will make Cuckooland the only land in this world that is totally cuckooed!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Wow, what a vision! All hail Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth!
...there goes the nation of Cuckoos...
Suram the Goth: Vote for me, O citizens of Cuckooland!
Citziens of Cuckooland: Why should we?
Suram the Goth: Because I will make this nation a great nation to be recorded in the Guiness World Record.
Citizens of Cuckooland: Really? How?
Suram the Goth: I will build hospitals surrounded by a big graveyard. I will build lighthouses and make discos out of it. I will build schools that rear schools of fishes. I will build police stations and device secret bank robberies from in there. I will build lockups to lock all the policemen. I will build infrastructures that you can never imagine and demolish them to make ruin arts out of it. These will make Cuckooland the only land in this world that is totally cuckooed!
Citizens of Cuckooland: Wow, what a vision! All hail Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth! Vote for Suram the Goth!
...there goes the nation of Cuckoos...
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
范说:"苏打绿的小情歌:'就算整个世界被寂寞绑票,我也不会奔跑.'"
我会永远永远的留在你身边，陪伴你度过世界一切切的挑战，困难，打击和痛苦。我有和你常相厮守的冲动，不想让你孤独面对残酷的人生。我希望我可以为你带来幸福与快乐，给你童话的结局。我爱你！
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Fun says, "A Love Story."
Once there was an idiot. He was such an idiot that he could not get a girlfriend. He was very distressed as he felt very lonely. And he prayed hard to G-d to allow him to find a good girlfriend whom he will be able to love and care for and give to.
He wasn't so confident that G-d has heard his prayer, as years gone by while he was still alone. The more he waited, the sadder he became. So depressed had this little idiot became that he started torturing himself to get the emotional pain out of his head while he is occupied with the physical pain.
One day, out of the blue, a lovely lady came into his live. And right that moment he saw, he saw that G-d has finally arranged for him. He was so excited that he did all he could to make the lady happy. He tried all the means he knew of to let the lady know that he loved her. The lady happily accepted the approach of this poor idiot. And the idiot felt happiness he never felt before. And he thanked G-d for it.
Then an angel of the L-rd came to this man. He said to him, "You are not matured enough and you have no money to support her. She is not the one for you. When your time come, you will be provided for. Trust in the L-rd."
Upon hearing this news from an angel of the L-rd, this poor idiot felt his world collapse. He didn't know what to do. He thought the lady loved him as she was very friendly and open to him. He wanted to love this adorable lady. He wanted to love and be loved in return.
That night, he prayed hard to G-d again, saying, "I love her, my L-rd. I pray to You to make her the one for me. I want to love and I want to be loved. Please help me!" He didn't know what G-d has planned for him but he knew he must still move on with his life.
Seeing that the sweet lady was still happy, he thought maybe the angel's prediction was not accurate. He thought he could change a prophecy from an angel, as only G-d has the final say in anything that happens. Thus he continued his pursue to win the lady's heart.
Out of a sudden, the lady didn't like him anymore. She started rejecting him and making him feel awful by disapproving him. She said he wasn't mature enough for her. He was devastated by this unexpected change. He thought to himself, "Have I wrongly judged a class C lady as a class A lady?"
He brood long and hard on the issue. Why o why, has the L-rd given me a taste of love and then took it from me? Then he finally decided that G-d wanted him to learn. Learn to love as a husband should love his wife.
There, he continued to try to win the heart of the lady as he truly loved her. Yet she rejected him and said hurtful words to him. There, he saw that the words of the angel had came true. He has nothing to grumble nor complain. He decided to let go and move on.
Several months after that, he didn't even contact the lady and he almost forgot her. Almost. Until one day, she initiated a contact again. Suddenly, he was in love again, and this time, she was in love too. And they got together.
The idiot's friend came up and told him, "You have changed. You are more mature now. And she has changed too as I thought you are with another lady." There, the idiot recalled the angel's word. You are not matured enough. That is one of the criteria for a successful relationship and G-d has provided the training to make him more mature. And he recalled his prayer to G-d to make her the one for him. Thus the L-rd trained her as well and made them a fitful couple.
The idiot cried when he realized this. Now he could be sure that G-d is all-loving and provides for all. He was awed and touched by the L-rd's personal involvement in making his life complete. Halleluyah! Halleluyah! Halleluyah! (meaning: Praise the L-rd!)
He wasn't so confident that G-d has heard his prayer, as years gone by while he was still alone. The more he waited, the sadder he became. So depressed had this little idiot became that he started torturing himself to get the emotional pain out of his head while he is occupied with the physical pain.
One day, out of the blue, a lovely lady came into his live. And right that moment he saw, he saw that G-d has finally arranged for him. He was so excited that he did all he could to make the lady happy. He tried all the means he knew of to let the lady know that he loved her. The lady happily accepted the approach of this poor idiot. And the idiot felt happiness he never felt before. And he thanked G-d for it.
Then an angel of the L-rd came to this man. He said to him, "You are not matured enough and you have no money to support her. She is not the one for you. When your time come, you will be provided for. Trust in the L-rd."
Upon hearing this news from an angel of the L-rd, this poor idiot felt his world collapse. He didn't know what to do. He thought the lady loved him as she was very friendly and open to him. He wanted to love this adorable lady. He wanted to love and be loved in return.
That night, he prayed hard to G-d again, saying, "I love her, my L-rd. I pray to You to make her the one for me. I want to love and I want to be loved. Please help me!" He didn't know what G-d has planned for him but he knew he must still move on with his life.
Seeing that the sweet lady was still happy, he thought maybe the angel's prediction was not accurate. He thought he could change a prophecy from an angel, as only G-d has the final say in anything that happens. Thus he continued his pursue to win the lady's heart.
Out of a sudden, the lady didn't like him anymore. She started rejecting him and making him feel awful by disapproving him. She said he wasn't mature enough for her. He was devastated by this unexpected change. He thought to himself, "Have I wrongly judged a class C lady as a class A lady?"
He brood long and hard on the issue. Why o why, has the L-rd given me a taste of love and then took it from me? Then he finally decided that G-d wanted him to learn. Learn to love as a husband should love his wife.
There, he continued to try to win the heart of the lady as he truly loved her. Yet she rejected him and said hurtful words to him. There, he saw that the words of the angel had came true. He has nothing to grumble nor complain. He decided to let go and move on.
Several months after that, he didn't even contact the lady and he almost forgot her. Almost. Until one day, she initiated a contact again. Suddenly, he was in love again, and this time, she was in love too. And they got together.
The idiot's friend came up and told him, "You have changed. You are more mature now. And she has changed too as I thought you are with another lady." There, the idiot recalled the angel's word. You are not matured enough. That is one of the criteria for a successful relationship and G-d has provided the training to make him more mature. And he recalled his prayer to G-d to make her the one for him. Thus the L-rd trained her as well and made them a fitful couple.
The idiot cried when he realized this. Now he could be sure that G-d is all-loving and provides for all. He was awed and touched by the L-rd's personal involvement in making his life complete. Halleluyah! Halleluyah! Halleluyah! (meaning: Praise the L-rd!)
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Office Play."
After weeks of relaxing from the ordeal of the torture chamber, Pandai the Genius finally went back to his business.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
(In the company...)
Pandai the Genius: How was everything going while I was gone?
Licik the Sly: (with sheepish smile) Everything can't get any better.
Jujur the Honest: He lied! He stole 99% of our company assets! Now we have nothing left to run the business!
Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants: Yes. Yes. Nothing is left. Nothing is left. He did steal. He did steal. We have proof. We have proof.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: He is so sly! He made me fall in love with him and made me an accomplice to his evil works. (Crying more elaborately than a fountain.)
Jangka the Predictor: I told them all that this would have happen but...(Gasp!) Behold, I see tragic befalling you all!
Pandai the Genius: Well, ya! I'm firing you, you, you and you, though you are not our employee. Licik the Sly can stay because he proved himself competent by stealing right under your nose.
That night, Jujur the Honest, who couldn't go home because he could no longer feed his family, died of overdosed alcohol. Debit & Kredit the Twin Accountants killed each other because they couldn't stop blaming the other for the incompetency of stopping Licik the Sly. While Cinta the Clueless Lover quickly fell in love with another person and got another series of those heartbreaking dramas. And finally, Licik the Sly choked on a cigar and passed away during one of his showoff session to all the employees under Pandai Corp.
The lesson of the day? I didn't intend this comic to have any lesson...so you can go to sleep now.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Escape."
Underlings: What torture do you want for today?
Pandai the Genius: Erm, we've been here for so many days, I think it is time for you to give us the ultimate torture.
Underlings: And what is that?
Tulis the Scribbler: Hey, what are you trying to do? They might just torture us to death!
Pandai the Genius: Ya, better dead than see this next torture!
Underlings: Tell us quickly!!!
Pandai the Genius: Ok ok. Just release our chains and throw Dera the Torturer into the swamps. Make sure he drown big times. That'll be torturous to us.
Underlings: Yes, that sounds like the ultimate torture! Let's do it, buddies.
And thus, Pandai the Genius and Tulis the Scribbler escaped the Torture Chamber of Cuckooland...
Pandai the Genius: Erm, we've been here for so many days, I think it is time for you to give us the ultimate torture.
Underlings: And what is that?
Tulis the Scribbler: Hey, what are you trying to do? They might just torture us to death!
Pandai the Genius: Ya, better dead than see this next torture!
Underlings: Tell us quickly!!!
Pandai the Genius: Ok ok. Just release our chains and throw Dera the Torturer into the swamps. Make sure he drown big times. That'll be torturous to us.
Underlings: Yes, that sounds like the ultimate torture! Let's do it, buddies.
And thus, Pandai the Genius and Tulis the Scribbler escaped the Torture Chamber of Cuckooland...
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."
Good evening, welcome to Prime Time Fun Flash where all the news are written by a madman.
Today's highlight is in fact today's only news. Cuckooland is going cuckoo due to their lost of the greatest advisor, Pandai the Genius.
It has been days since the missing of Pandai the Genius who always provide solutions to the various issues in the country. Pandai the Genius seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from Cuckooland. With Pandai the Genius gone, the nation is now ruled by a menagerie of idiots, pigs, moles, bacterias and comic characters.
Laws and policies kept getting changed every other minute, making the people of Cuckooland unable to cope with the speed of the changes. In addition to that, the people of Cuckooland can't stop worshipping white papers. Their level of ignorance has reach maximum level that they actually think that the high-speed changes are good for them. One minute walking on legs are totally banned, the next minute everyone must hop and the next hand-walking is made the national way of travelling.
Such changes are getting way out of hand that we outsiders concluded that Cuckoolanders are really cuckooed. Yet, we love them so much. So, let's go to Cuckooland and be cuckoo like them!
Thank you for reading Prime Time Fun Flash! Don't forget to visit Cuckooland whenever you can.
Today's highlight is in fact today's only news. Cuckooland is going cuckoo due to their lost of the greatest advisor, Pandai the Genius.
It has been days since the missing of Pandai the Genius who always provide solutions to the various issues in the country. Pandai the Genius seemed to have mysteriously disappeared from Cuckooland. With Pandai the Genius gone, the nation is now ruled by a menagerie of idiots, pigs, moles, bacterias and comic characters.
Laws and policies kept getting changed every other minute, making the people of Cuckooland unable to cope with the speed of the changes. In addition to that, the people of Cuckooland can't stop worshipping white papers. Their level of ignorance has reach maximum level that they actually think that the high-speed changes are good for them. One minute walking on legs are totally banned, the next minute everyone must hop and the next hand-walking is made the national way of travelling.
Such changes are getting way out of hand that we outsiders concluded that Cuckoolanders are really cuckooed. Yet, we love them so much. So, let's go to Cuckooland and be cuckoo like them!
Thank you for reading Prime Time Fun Flash! Don't forget to visit Cuckooland whenever you can.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Incompetent Underlings of Dera the Torturer."
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, how do you feel after getting my torture?
Pandai the Genius: Er...Er...a....a littwel....bitzy o hi...
Tulis the Scribbler: Egrii....bari hai...
Dera the Torturer: Underlings! What have you been feeding them both?
Underlings: This white sugar, as you commanded, master!
Dera the Torturer: Gaa! Those are ecstacy powder!!! And you should be giving them sugar cane! Not sugar!
Underlings: But sugar comes from sugar cane. They are same, master.
Dera the Torturer: You idiots! When I say sugar cane, I want it to be sugar cane! Do this again and I'll fry you all. Now go and prepare the next torture!
Underlings: Yes, master. But...what is the next torture? We don't think we have next torture.
Dera the Torturer: (!!!)...we don't have a next torture! Gaa!!!
And there it went, Dera the Torturer became a victim of his own torturous ideas...
Pandai the Genius: Er...Er...a....a littwel....bitzy o hi...
Tulis the Scribbler: Egrii....bari hai...
Dera the Torturer: Underlings! What have you been feeding them both?
Underlings: This white sugar, as you commanded, master!
Dera the Torturer: Gaa! Those are ecstacy powder!!! And you should be giving them sugar cane! Not sugar!
Underlings: But sugar comes from sugar cane. They are same, master.
Dera the Torturer: You idiots! When I say sugar cane, I want it to be sugar cane! Do this again and I'll fry you all. Now go and prepare the next torture!
Underlings: Yes, master. But...what is the next torture? We don't think we have next torture.
Dera the Torturer: (!!!)...we don't have a next torture! Gaa!!!
And there it went, Dera the Torturer became a victim of his own torturous ideas...
Friday, May 30, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - In the Depths of Cuckooland's Torture Chamber"
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, welcome to Cuckooland's torture chamber. I will torture you all with no apparent reasons.
Tulis the Scribbler: Look what have you done! You stupid genius!
Pandai the Genius: Don't worry. If you have watched the Hidden Channel, you would have known that Cuckooland's torture chamber doesn't have any equipment to torture you!
Tulis the Scribbler: Phew, what a relief.
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, we don't need equipment to torture you! Underlings, hold them still! I will begin my first round of torture!
Tulis the Scribbler: Gaa! Get off me! Gaa!
Pandai the Genius: #%@#%!#, didn't expect he has so many underlings that they can pin me down!
Dera the Torturer: The first torture is to eat sugar cane until you get carbohydrate poisoning! Muahaha!
(From dawn to dusk and dusk to dawn, Dera the Torturer's underlings keep feeding them with sugar cane. What a torture...)
Tulis the Scribbler: Look what have you done! You stupid genius!
Pandai the Genius: Don't worry. If you have watched the Hidden Channel, you would have known that Cuckooland's torture chamber doesn't have any equipment to torture you!
Tulis the Scribbler: Phew, what a relief.
Dera the Torturer: Muahaha, we don't need equipment to torture you! Underlings, hold them still! I will begin my first round of torture!
Tulis the Scribbler: Gaa! Get off me! Gaa!
Pandai the Genius: #%@#%!#, didn't expect he has so many underlings that they can pin me down!
Dera the Torturer: The first torture is to eat sugar cane until you get carbohydrate poisoning! Muahaha!
(From dawn to dusk and dusk to dawn, Dera the Torturer's underlings keep feeding them with sugar cane. What a torture...)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Holy Book of White Paper Part 2."
Pandai the Genius: Hey there, what are you doing?
Tulis the Scribbler: Go away! This is top secret!
Pandai the Genius: Look! There's Superman! (Snatch)
Pandai the Genius: Wow! The 3 Commandments of White Paper?
Tulis the Scribbler: Do not read! That is holy!!!
Pandai the Genius: One, thou shall never write your name on this book.
Tulis the Scribbler: ... (face getting extremely green)
Pandai the Genius: Two, thou shall be as empty as a piece of white paper. What does it mean?
Tulis the Scribbler: ...It is another way of saying "thou shall be an idiot!", you idiot!
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I see. Three, thou shall do any other things according to thy desires. Yes, this is what I call good commandments to follow. Good job, Tulis!
Tulis the Scribbler: Of course, I am...
(A sudden lightning struck and sent these two profaning idiots into the depths of Cuckooland's torture chamber...)
While Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet is wondering why his Holy Book has not been finished and delivered to him...
Tulis the Scribbler: Go away! This is top secret!
Pandai the Genius: Look! There's Superman! (Snatch)
Pandai the Genius: Wow! The 3 Commandments of White Paper?
Tulis the Scribbler: Do not read! That is holy!!!
Pandai the Genius: One, thou shall never write your name on this book.
Tulis the Scribbler: ... (face getting extremely green)
Pandai the Genius: Two, thou shall be as empty as a piece of white paper. What does it mean?
Tulis the Scribbler: ...It is another way of saying "thou shall be an idiot!", you idiot!
Pandai the Genius: Oh, I see. Three, thou shall do any other things according to thy desires. Yes, this is what I call good commandments to follow. Good job, Tulis!
Tulis the Scribbler: Of course, I am...
(A sudden lightning struck and sent these two profaning idiots into the depths of Cuckooland's torture chamber...)
While Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet is wondering why his Holy Book has not been finished and delivered to him...
Friday, May 23, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - The Holy Book of White Paper."
In the depths of the Swamps of Cuckooland, with characters borrowed from a friend.
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: The White Paper Worship Religion is going out of control. We must unite all the separate sects together.
Tulis the Scribbler: Since you got all the revelations about the truth of White Paper Worship, why not we scribble them all down and publish a book to guide them all?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: I agree! Now listen to me, do as I command you to. (Whispers and whispers...)
Tulis the Scribbler: Yes, sir! I will do as you've told. The Holy Book of White Paper will be the top seller when I am done with it.
(With crayon and paper, Tulis the Scribbler scribbles day and night for the next 576 hours)
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: The White Paper Worship Religion is going out of control. We must unite all the separate sects together.
Tulis the Scribbler: Since you got all the revelations about the truth of White Paper Worship, why not we scribble them all down and publish a book to guide them all?
Pengutus the Cuckooed Prophet: I agree! Now listen to me, do as I command you to. (Whispers and whispers...)
Tulis the Scribbler: Yes, sir! I will do as you've told. The Holy Book of White Paper will be the top seller when I am done with it.
(With crayon and paper, Tulis the Scribbler scribbles day and night for the next 576 hours)
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."
Welcome again, to Prime Time Fun Flash, where all the news are funny.
Today, our news are all about freaking White Paper Worshippers.
Yesterday, an annonymous follower of the White Paper Worship Religion got into a hospital because he bleached himself, hoping to be as white as a piece of Holy White Paper.
On a separate event, another zealot clothed herself so fully with white clothes that she left nothing exposed, not even her eyes. She kept bumping into things, especially walls. She also bumped in a few rugs who then whacked her into the hospital.
This news is a bit old but last week a few mummies were stolen from the Egypt's national museum. The prime suspects are the White Paper Worshippers as there is a sect preaching that the mummies are their links to eternal life as the mummies are wrapped in white. The Interpols are still investigating this case.
If you've been watching our news, you would've noticed that this edition is ultra white. This is because our board of directors converted to become White Paper Worshippers and they insist that we do our news in white. They were hoping that we put our font in white too but that will meant troubles for our readers. So we convinced them to still put it in black. Except for this next sentence: All hail the Holy White Papers!
Thank you for reading Prime Time Fun Flash. Good Night.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Off Balance."
Suram the Goth: ...(Studying like hell for the upcoming exam in the library)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Walks into the library)
Suram the Goth: (Lift head) Wow, what a cute and hardworking girl.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Draws out her laptop and immersed herself in her headphone)
Suram the Goth: (Kuru kuru) Aiya, must go washroom.
As Suram the Goth walks pass Cinta the Clueless Lover, he glances back to find out that she is actually enjoying a movie!
Suram the Goth: @##$^%^*!^%^*@#$^%$!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (With tears in her eyes) ...
Suram the Goth: @#$!%^@&^%&@$%@#$%@#$%!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Runs off crying like a fountain)
Suram the Goth: Why was I angry with her?
(Suram the Goth continues to go to the washroom, scratching his head...)
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Walks into the library)
Suram the Goth: (Lift head) Wow, what a cute and hardworking girl.
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Draws out her laptop and immersed herself in her headphone)
Suram the Goth: (Kuru kuru) Aiya, must go washroom.
As Suram the Goth walks pass Cinta the Clueless Lover, he glances back to find out that she is actually enjoying a movie!
Suram the Goth: @##$^%^*!^%^*@#$^%$!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (With tears in her eyes) ...
Suram the Goth: @#$!%^@&^%&@$%@#$%@#$%!!!
Cinta the Clueless Lover: (Runs off crying like a fountain)
Suram the Goth: Why was I angry with her?
(Suram the Goth continues to go to the washroom, scratching his head...)
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."
Welcome, thanks for watchhing Prime Time Fun Flash, where all the news are funny.
Tonight's highlight:
A new device called Silencer has baffled scientist for its apparent capability to defy physics.
The religion of worshipping white papers is now the official religion of Cuckooland.
Details:
Silencer was created by a weird doctor from Cuckooland. Bunyi the Soundologist is famous for his radical treatment methods to common sickness, such as playing drums to cure headache and run according to the rhythm of a song to cure asthma. Bunyi's creation, the Silencer, is a device that could generate exact opposite soundwaves to nullify any sound. However, according to physicists, there's no way to nullify sound short of muffling it with resistance. So this device is a scientific breakthrough. With Silencer, you can mute your neighbour's annoying dog or that kid of yours who can't stop throwing tantrums. What a great device!
Next, we go to Cuckooland. White Paper Worship has been announced to be the official religion in Cuckooland yesterday. The officials just announced this morning that whoever found scribbling on any piece of White Paper in Cuckooland shall be hanged as that is desecration of the Holy White Paper. And because of this religion, all other laws have been abolished. That means it is now legal to rob, kill, rape and torture in Cuckooland. They don't care what you do anymore, as long as you uphold the holiness of White Papers as that is all they want to do now.
Interviewing one of the residence of Cuckooland, we found out the real reason for people's love of the religion.
News Crew: Hi, are you one of those knowledgeable of this White Paper Worship religion?
Pandai the Genius: Of course I am knowledgeable! I got direct revelation from the Holy White Paper that It must be worshipped!
News Crew: Wow! Then what is all this religion all about?
Pandai the Genius: This religion is all about being ignorant and stupid! The White Paper teaches that we should hold on to this mindset called the Tak Apa Mindset, which teaches us that nothing matters. We just have to be like the White Paper, totally empty of any content, knowledge or cause. We don't have to care at all!
News Crew: Sounds interesting. Then what do the followers have to do?
Pandai the Genius: What do you mean what the followers have to do? They can do whatever they like. It's got nothing to do with me and I don't care.
News Crew: You mean, there's no restriction at all?
Pandai the Genius: Heck, ya! Except for desecrating the Holy White Paper, do whatever you like.
News Crew: You mean I can assassinate all my enemies without being guilty if I join your religion?
Pandai the Genius: The Holy White Paper doesn't care if you are guilty or not. But remember that nothing stops those enemies of yours to join first to kill you.
News Crew: Heck, ya. I'm joining now and going to kill them all! KILL!!!
Wow, that looks like too good to be true, our news end here as I have to rush to join this White Paper Worship religion. So long, readers.
Tonight's highlight:
A new device called Silencer has baffled scientist for its apparent capability to defy physics.
The religion of worshipping white papers is now the official religion of Cuckooland.
Details:
Silencer was created by a weird doctor from Cuckooland. Bunyi the Soundologist is famous for his radical treatment methods to common sickness, such as playing drums to cure headache and run according to the rhythm of a song to cure asthma. Bunyi's creation, the Silencer, is a device that could generate exact opposite soundwaves to nullify any sound. However, according to physicists, there's no way to nullify sound short of muffling it with resistance. So this device is a scientific breakthrough. With Silencer, you can mute your neighbour's annoying dog or that kid of yours who can't stop throwing tantrums. What a great device!
Next, we go to Cuckooland. White Paper Worship has been announced to be the official religion in Cuckooland yesterday. The officials just announced this morning that whoever found scribbling on any piece of White Paper in Cuckooland shall be hanged as that is desecration of the Holy White Paper. And because of this religion, all other laws have been abolished. That means it is now legal to rob, kill, rape and torture in Cuckooland. They don't care what you do anymore, as long as you uphold the holiness of White Papers as that is all they want to do now.
Interviewing one of the residence of Cuckooland, we found out the real reason for people's love of the religion.
News Crew: Hi, are you one of those knowledgeable of this White Paper Worship religion?
Pandai the Genius: Of course I am knowledgeable! I got direct revelation from the Holy White Paper that It must be worshipped!
News Crew: Wow! Then what is all this religion all about?
Pandai the Genius: This religion is all about being ignorant and stupid! The White Paper teaches that we should hold on to this mindset called the Tak Apa Mindset, which teaches us that nothing matters. We just have to be like the White Paper, totally empty of any content, knowledge or cause. We don't have to care at all!
News Crew: Sounds interesting. Then what do the followers have to do?
Pandai the Genius: What do you mean what the followers have to do? They can do whatever they like. It's got nothing to do with me and I don't care.
News Crew: You mean, there's no restriction at all?
Pandai the Genius: Heck, ya! Except for desecrating the Holy White Paper, do whatever you like.
News Crew: You mean I can assassinate all my enemies without being guilty if I join your religion?
Pandai the Genius: The Holy White Paper doesn't care if you are guilty or not. But remember that nothing stops those enemies of yours to join first to kill you.
News Crew: Heck, ya. I'm joining now and going to kill them all! KILL!!!
Wow, that looks like too good to be true, our news end here as I have to rush to join this White Paper Worship religion. So long, readers.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Fun says, "My Comic - Silencer."
Jangka the Predictor: Argh!!! Gaa!!! Waa!!! Argh!!!
Bunyi the Soundologist: Do you know you are getting way too annoying?
Jangka the Predictor: Waa!!! Argh!!! Gaa!!! Argh!!! Waa!!!
Bunyi the Soundologist: Nah! Take this!
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Bunyi the Soundologist: Wahaha! This is my new invention, called the Silencer!
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Suram the Goth: It looks cool. How does it work?
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Bunyi the Soundologist: It detects movements in your mouth and then generates exactly the opposite sound waves. This totally nullifies all the sound that you try to make.
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Jangka the Predictor: (Trying to make a prediction.)
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Bunyi the Soundologist: Do you know you are getting way too annoying?
Jangka the Predictor: Waa!!! Argh!!! Gaa!!! Argh!!! Waa!!!
Bunyi the Soundologist: Nah! Take this!
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Bunyi the Soundologist: Wahaha! This is my new invention, called the Silencer!
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Suram the Goth: It looks cool. How does it work?
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Bunyi the Soundologist: It detects movements in your mouth and then generates exactly the opposite sound waves. This totally nullifies all the sound that you try to make.
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Jangka the Predictor: (Trying to make a prediction.)
Jangka the Predictor: ...
Fun says, "Prime Time Fun Flash."
Welcome, thanks for watching Prime Time Fun Flash, where all the news are funny.
Let go to tonight's highlight:
Forest are being cleared faster than ever due to high demand for white papers.
Scientists discover a being that lived more than a thousand years.
Now, let's go into the details.
Due to the rise of the new religion of worshipping white papers, the demand for white paper skyrocketed. Loggers work harder than ever to supply for this demand, trying to earn a bucket. Reason for the rise of this very weird religion is still unknown. Our news crews have been diligently researching for the cause but they found nothing so far.
Scientist from all over the world flocked to Cuckooland today. They claimed to have discovered a being that lived more than a thousand years. Our effective crews successfully gotten an exclusive interview with this being. Here's the content:
News crew: Hello, what is your name?
Hantu the Ghost: My name is Hantu the Ghost.
News crew: Then, what are you?
Hantu the Ghost: Are you stupid! I'm a ghost!
News crew: Oh, ok. Then, how long have you been around here?
Hantu the Ghost: I can't remember for sure...but I remember that I witnessed the whole process of the rise and fall of Roman Empire...
News crew: Wow! That was more than one thousand years ago! What the &*@#%%!&@#)%! are you!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hantu the Ghost: Boo!
(News crew got heart attack...)
Oops, sorry, that shouldn't be broadcasted. Again thank you for reading, Prime Time Fun Flash. Until we meet again, good bye.
Let go to tonight's highlight:
Forest are being cleared faster than ever due to high demand for white papers.
Scientists discover a being that lived more than a thousand years.
Now, let's go into the details.
Due to the rise of the new religion of worshipping white papers, the demand for white paper skyrocketed. Loggers work harder than ever to supply for this demand, trying to earn a bucket. Reason for the rise of this very weird religion is still unknown. Our news crews have been diligently researching for the cause but they found nothing so far.
Scientist from all over the world flocked to Cuckooland today. They claimed to have discovered a being that lived more than a thousand years. Our effective crews successfully gotten an exclusive interview with this being. Here's the content:
News crew: Hello, what is your name?
Hantu the Ghost: My name is Hantu the Ghost.
News crew: Then, what are you?
Hantu the Ghost: Are you stupid! I'm a ghost!
News crew: Oh, ok. Then, how long have you been around here?
Hantu the Ghost: I can't remember for sure...but I remember that I witnessed the whole process of the rise and fall of Roman Empire...
News crew: Wow! That was more than one thousand years ago! What the &*@#%%!&@#)%! are you!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hantu the Ghost: Boo!
(News crew got heart attack...)
Oops, sorry, that shouldn't be broadcasted. Again thank you for reading, Prime Time Fun Flash. Until we meet again, good bye.
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